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@alexshiritv @funnysamy Oh. Shit. I knew this was coming. I knew it couldn't last forever. I hope it at least moves to Hulu?

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@AmericanAir the INEFFICIENCY of this company is mind blowing. Waiting 40 mins in line while 2 EMPLOYEES try to help at a snail's pace.

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@AmericanAir another classic shit experience as I sit on the tarmac while my connection leaves. Your service is completely pathetic.

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Having conversations with mama ( @Drake ) became far more entertaining once she got a Bitmoji @Gaby_vdW

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The clear Starbucks lids. I didn't realize how much my drink moved when I walked. Eyes forward #spilling #nervous

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@Gaby_vdW The Sound of Music 2: Gretel Takes a Tumble

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@Re_MASTered_ THANK YOU

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@Re_MASTered_ YEH! August 16th-end

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@Re_MASTered_ ughhhhhhh my soul is crushed..... End of August!

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@Re_MASTered_ don't have ur # Check Facebook. I'm free after 5!

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@Re_MASTered_ stop. this is unbelievable. PLEASE I want to see you

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@Re_MASTered_ where are you?

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I ain't no holla back gurl, said Pharrel

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I have prophetic dreams. This is no joke.

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But why would Jay-Z stop going by Iceberg Slim?

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I've earned everything this night brings.

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Discourses on Art and dis course is on Math. Welcome to college. @MaggieBritven @brick_nown

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@adawsss Please please please!!!

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@adawsss YES. THANK GOD YOU WANT TO GO AS MUCH AS I DO

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I will name my food baby Eugene in honor of A Very Seafood Christmas Eve #CrabDip #SpongeBobSquarePants