jess

twenty | she/her

[hailey @PastaPrimcess]

in a c section today the dad made a joke about us giving his wife a ‘husband stitch’ and the surgeon goes “we don’t do that here, but i can recommend you for a penis enlargement consultation if you’re that concerned about wanting to satisfy your wife at your current size”💀

[ًmar @mcyfield]

this might be the best behind the scene picture in the history of stranger things.. i’m very serious

[jannekeparrish.bsky.social @JannekeParrish]

Three weeks ago, I had a miscarriage. I was six weeks pregnant. I live in Texas, a state that has effectively banned abortions.

A thread about what it is to cease to be pregnant in a state where abortions are banned:

[BATMAN @V3NG34NC3]

SOMETHINGS IN MY ASS

[jmart @JeremiahTMC]

i’m forever loyal to that password i chose at age 12 😭😭

[jess @jesswinterinnit]

@StydiaAtHeart why did i never notice stiles/dylan’s splint

[jess @jesswinterinnit]

@jea4life4 mine won’t even download again

[jess @jesswinterinnit]

@misslexilouwho @WillAfterDark09 @bre_yon_say @themarvelparker preach miss gurl!

[jess @jesswinterinnit]

@dylannobrienfan @dylanobrien4L @bELLYbOTTONgLOW @moviedob826 yeah ik ik i’m just saying i saw a dude who stands next to celebs and says their height compared to what they say and he said he was around 5’9 and a half

[jess @jesswinterinnit]

@dylanobrien4L @dylannobrienfan @bELLYbOTTONgLOW @moviedob826 tpose is closer to 5’9 tho

[jess @jesswinterinnit]

@Sk3tchyFrost before december 1 after 2

[jess @jesswinterinnit]

@sxrcasmdylan @dylanobrien his hair like this is *chefs kiss*

[jess @jesswinterinnit]

@moonyscardigan wait hold the fookin phone. there’s no way?!?

[jess @jesswinterinnit]

@SynthRaiDeN @CallMeCarsonYT dude he literally took advantage of an underage fan you can’t just skip past that

[jess @jesswinterinnit]

@dylanistons i’m confused what happened?

[jess @jesswinterinnit]

@TronBloke @Mor3ganBear @scottschrey @RealCandaceO you. you refuse to listen to anything we have to say because you’re ignorant and can’t see beyond your own judgment

[jess @jesswinterinnit]

@VIRGILFRAZIER20 @RealCandaceO ok right now is your time to shut the fuck up. i was raised in a single parent household and i am in fact straight so your conclusion is in-fact incorrect and inconclusive and very judgemental. you’re embarrassing yourself

[jess @jesswinterinnit]

@leplumba @realDonaldTrump as a UK citizen can you please exclude me from this “trump loving nation” cause i know for a fact i am no part of that

[jess @jesswinterinnit]

@clariopotter not only has it been proven fake but they could have not been more stereotypical with the “love” literally no one in england says that. I’m not a victim blamer, you should always believe the victim unless proven otherwise but this has been proven fake and is quite frankly horrid

[jess @jesswinterinnit]

@simpforstiless bro sammme i think if nothing else they should have at least shared a kiss like c’mon when they danced!!!