Jessy Murphy

Fight life with Life. Sister to @Nme3zyy

[Jessy Murphy @jessymurph]

Look at all my children in my banner

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

(checks watch) 🤷‍♂️

[Jessy Murphy @jessymurph]

@bridgetannehark I said the exact same things today

[Alexis @aleozimok]

There’s an ethereal almost religious energy coming from this photo of a pregnant guinea pig getting an ultrasound

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

5T’s La 22

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This skirt review is an energy I want

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My entire Twitter algorithm has become only ITYSL & Nathan Fielder. No complaints.

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Constipated patients coming back to the ER because “their stomach still hurts”

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*drives back to this same emergency department 3-4 times a week for her full time job*

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*drives away from last shift at emergency department job*

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Jesus: *breaks bread* this is my body, broken for you

Disciples: yes, chef

Jesus: *pours wine* this is my blood, poured out for you

Disciples: thank you, chef

[Jessy Murphy @jessymurph]

@JillKrajewski “Arrowed…. Ow my skin!”

Say it everytime I hurt myself

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@oklajustin I also LOVED this movie & would make people watch it & they’d be like 🥴

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Same vibes as me dancing to The First Noel earlier this evening

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@GKuhlenschmidt @NMe3zyy cd rom Rollercoaster Tycoon Deluxe

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Jazz was was just like “awooooo, bonus siren!!!”

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If I ever complain about my gastritis/ulcer/gallbladder problems around you do not for one second feel bad for me. I do it to myself.

[mar @itsmariannnna]

having to eat is so inconvenient. i wish i could just charge myself. plug myself in overnight and be done with it

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@JaseDepp You should buy a rock polisher for her. They aren’t loud and obnoxious at all.

[J'onn Larod @the_juandy_city]

He said he can't hear you!!!

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Keith and I saw an owl last night and he just sent me this… @keef_m