billionaire vampire surgeon

They/Them | a unique individual

[Liberalism made me impotent @stolperson]

Kinda hope god is real so we can kill him.

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

May I suggest our first entry

[billionaire vampire surgeon @jestersrights]

@PuckStreet34 idk who you are but you showed up on my feed. if you come to toronto i will be more than happy to lend u a cig

[gwently💛🫟 @gwentlyy]

how i look at mfs with 20+ oshimarks in their bio

[billionaire vampire surgeon @jestersrights]

"oh that's all going away" is a daily saying for me. beautiful

[Adam Piron @adam_piron]

still think about this bit everyday. line reading of the decade.

[Adam Piron @adam_piron]

still think about this bit everyday. line reading of the decade.

[le'on @twobularbells]

Greg in his gay little diary: "today i got molested at school and my life sucks"
Rodrick in the basement:

[billionaire vampire surgeon @jestersrights]

@nothecklefeckle what do you think the chili is made of

[Nick @fin0cchi0]

Jobs for intellectual dilettantes. Dilettante jobs near me. Dilettante salary

[Dr Marxism, PhD @apostrophebeats]

RT to hit the Mao Ze-bong, fav to hit the Deng Xiao-pen

[billionaire vampire surgeon @jestersrights]

@slum1052392 @peeeeeeeeeeaf if you shoot a cannonball and immediately boost it with a parry you can reliably one-shot them from decent range

[billionaire vampire surgeon @jestersrights]

i ate something nasty off the ground at bramalea station, now i'm shitting a new state of matter

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

This guy on the subway keeps covering his face with his jacket and then smoke comes out. I think he might be wielding a dark magic artifact

[billionaire vampire surgeon @jestersrights]

she got me squeezing it like we're at jamba juice

[Knight9910 @TheKnight9910]

@ChristianityOn Neurotypical and neurodivergent are fake. The "autistic" people are real humans. "Normals" are actually not human at all. Theyre evil spirits possessing human bodies. Its how they all know what each other mean (hive mind) and why they lack basic empathy and criticsl thinking.

[Chris Spoke @ChrisSpoke]

This is the most anti-Toronto thing I've ever read. Convenient access to beef patties is our birthright.

[billionaire vampire surgeon @jestersrights]

@TMTLongShort Something similar to this came up a few years ago in a discussion I had with another urban planner. Theoretically if self-driving cars can remove the cap on what people would consider tolerable commutes, then there's no longer any real limit on sprawl and we get infinite suburbs

[billionaire vampire surgeon @jestersrights]

@nothecklefeckle i have a block of cheese i call "work cheese" that i eat at my desk at work. my coworkers are not fond of it