Jesus Christ, SV

Jesus Christ, Silicon Valley. Jesus, Jesus Christ.

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

"Ladies of Silicon Valley: Lean Back" http://t.co/3ychPZNpWu

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

@alexia @ryanlawler Ah, modern journalism. "Something tells me..." Yep, run it!

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

@ryanlawler @alexia Hm, such a staggering lack of knowledge about Ukraine. Couldn't anyone have nabbed my 'matching' Gmail and written?

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

@compylr Tantalizing offer. But how can the "only" site for honest, up-to-date tech reviews and news have *fellow* tech writers?

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

Jesus Christ, Silicon Valley! (We've been acquired by Yahoo!) http://t.co/gj3VRghTCv

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

@moltke You can credit the site. We have a large team of graphic designers and prefer not to single out individuals. They get so uppity.

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

@raganwald @protocollie Totally kidding. Sponsors made me remove it.

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

@raganwald @protocollie I removed "faggy." I think the word has evolved beyond strict homosexual reference, but can respect its provenance.

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

New post: "Quora! Quora! Quora!?" http://t.co/GSqwFjbdcb "Enjoy."

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

@consttype Will have to first verify your expertise in person. Also, it's "honored." Jesus. I am changing back to scroti.

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

@consttype Rafaël, I have corrected this as you shamed me so publicly. But I preferred scroti. You are now my go-to on all things scrotum.

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

@dpg @techendo Sorry Dan, I am holding out for the return of Attack of the Show.

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

@Net @Valleywag He is risen. http://t.co/evQnS3WLOi

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

A Nice Piece of Glass http://t.co/evQnS3WLOi

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

@Valleywag did you douches see this yet or are you too busy with your arrington schadenfreude? http://t.co/dnB09NiQTq

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

What Your Profile Picture Says About You (Hint: You're a Douchebag) http://t.co/ESnoqzR6HU

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

@drewmagary @flubby more 'haterade' for your deep-down-body intolerance of dbags: http://t.co/ESnoqzR6HU

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

@henrymodis @yocline Not so much anger as unbridled, vitriolic envy.

Okay, that probably qualifies as anger.

Fuck you.

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

Photo: I found today’s Google Doodle a bit overt, but that’s all in keeping with the Larry Page Era’s... http://t.co/wS7rfnUwmH

[Jesus Christ, SV @jesus94306]

@teamonkey Thanks James! Favorite new reader: @laurenonizzle