your holy angels;)

2 holy angels doing the lords work

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

i think my dream threesome is one guy hittin it from behind and the other person and i are doing cats cradle

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

The grandpa in Willy Wonka preparing to return to the factory:

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

using a handsaw feels exactly like trying to jerk off a man who clearly has a porn addiction

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

9/11 is a pagan holiday

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

the lion does not concern himself with understanding how magnets work

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

and I’ll say this my kids won’t be using no clanker pencils

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

youngest sons 🤝 Moses

wandering around aimlessly for 40 years before figuring out what they’re supposed to do with their life

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

dick like a needle but i fuck like a sewing machine

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

boys be trying to get their gfs to do anal but neglecting to take care of their dogs bro you worried about the wrong cockapoo

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

hey god are you there? it’s me, 100 gecs

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

alright i’ll bite what’s a social security number

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

making the boys i sleep with cook for me call that food for thot

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

i don’t have any cash do you guys accept box tops?

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

‼️‼️ we need a disney princess who instead of getting locked in a tower gets stuck in a dryer and is also a step sister and needs help getting out ‼️‼️

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

everyone should date someone rich at least once so that you realize you actually want someone funny but also you get to realize it on a boat

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

spaceballs implies the existence of spaceshaft

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

welcome to Flirting 101 take notes ladies

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

idk a sex slave kinda sounds like a lot of commitment

[your holy angels;) @jesus_drank]

merry christmas i’m going to make my parents watch the muppets version of a christmas carol over and over until they wish i’d never been born

[Braxton “The Branzino” Kennedy @FrickBoiii]

Hermey the elf gunned down outside North Pole residence, TMZ confirms