𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

@ProbablyAlice @hashjenni Sounds like you loooooove capitalism to me x

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

@ProbablyAlice @hashjenni If there’s traffic I get home at 7! Then I should really be aiming to sleep by 11! Is that not 4 hours hun

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

@ProbablyAlice @hashjenni Alice this is giving Molly Mae’s “everyone has the same 24 hours in the day xxx”

POOR TAKE, DELETE PLEASE

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

@rrrrrrats Same and that’s crazy to say haha

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

Number 1 @DaftLimmy fan hanging on his every word

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

@dilflovergab666 👀

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

Coming back to twitter to say Cory booker just did 25 hours without going to the toilet, can we retire the barricade brigade diapers narrative lmao

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

@sin__i__sin Yunno, I think…..it might be? I don’t remember it but found this and people weren’t *really* faking tweets back then…

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

No problem war criminal tony blair, I’ll tone it down x

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Former Prime Minister Tony Blair says Brits should stop self-diagnosing themselves with depression as the UK can’t afford the ‘spiralling mental health benefits bill’

[@LBCNews]

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

@LossOfControl_ 🙋🏻

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

@SAlNTSORROWS Nooooo I’m going to see it tomorrow and was hoping for copious cock

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

@nothingbelow The fact that people are still so gagging for harry potter fan fiction that it appears like 15 times on this list. Surely we’ve exhausted all scenarios and characters in that godforsaken school

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

3rd year in a row that Frerard is not in the top 100, nature is de-healing

[Paulie 💕 @paulieponzi]

The Top 100 AO3 Ships of 2024 have been posted!

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

No ❤️

[josh @jawshallenagain]

polyamory will end at 11:59:59 on 12/31/2024. and never return. #thankful

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

This is someone saying Frank’s albums aren’t about Gerard……… GIRL BE SO FOR REAL it’s common knowledge at this point

[CRYMSON 🦇 COMMS OPEN 👅👅 @crymywymy]

@zaptoiid I feel the same way about franks solo albums it irritates me I’m ngl

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

@sin__i__sin Action cat?????? Do you miss me??? Cause I miss you???

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

If this goes ahead in my good city I will literally organise the biggest dirty protest the world has ever seen on this hideous statue. Bring your fattest dumps xx

[The Rowling Library @rowlinglibrary]

Do you think J.K. Rowling deserves a bronze statue in Edinburgh for her incredible contributions to literature?

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

@runwayinchicago Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

@odd_heart Hahahah Abi please

[𝔍𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯 @jetblackjag]

Our regular electrician is a guy called Michael Brash so we made a whole village of his brothers and the services they provide

[Tahira @IsitTahira]

Quote with anything from your notes