Vanessa Woodard

[Vanessa Woodard @jettafly]

Patients: “but we can’t cancel our whole life? What about our gender reveal??”

Me: “cancel that. Unrelated to Covid.”

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

your 20s are all about trump being president and that sucks. your 30s are all about trump being president and that sucks

[Sam ⸆⸉ @SamFolkloreRep]

I CANT FREAKINNN DO THIS OMG

[Taylor Swift Updates @TSUpdating]

Kamala Harris playing The Man by Taylor Swift at her post-debate rally

[Vanessa Woodard @jettafly]

@erastourticketz Timeless!!

[Tyler Olson, EA @olsonplanner]

You’re doing it right if you’re 32 and have a net worth of -$350,000.

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

Voters have spoken LOUDLY. 🥳 🔈

The gutsy girl grounded the guy with a gut. 32 Chunk, proved his prominent posterior was worthy of a whopping win. But in the end, Chunk got Grazered.

Let’s crown our Queen that’s thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, 128 Grazer! 👑

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

(Bears need fat to survive winter hibernation, & 151 Walker is clearly set up well here.)

Vote for these fine specimens at https://t.co/NvXCYNigTJ by 5PM AKDT.

NPS Photo/K. Moore

[Vanessa Woodard @jettafly]

@CapitalOne #TSxCapitolOne #Giveaway can’t stop listening to Timeless! #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion 🥰

[Vanessa Woodard @jettafly]

@CapitalOne #TSxCapitolOne #Giveaway I can’t stop listening to Timeless on #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion 🥰

[Vanessa Woodard @jettafly]

@kyriee_19 love u 🥰

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court has decided that if two people order nachos to share, one person actually CAN eat all the fully loaded ones. All the ones with the meat and cheese and everything, the ones that are fully loaded, it’s OK for your date to hog them.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

NYT’s useful life hack on how to escape student debt

[Jon Hislop, MD, PhD @HislopMD]

Even *doctors* know these 2 ALL-NATURAL detox tricks ACTUALLY WORK:

1- Have a kidney, let it do it’s thing
2- Liver - same story. 💥 👍

[Vanessa Woodard @jettafly]

@Tiger_Balm_US @kyriee_19 #PrizePack #Giveaway 🔥🔥🔥

[Vanessa Woodard @jettafly]

@sprinkles @kyriee_19 sprinkles happy hour 🤤

[Amy G Dala MD @AmyGDalaMD]

Really struggling with hospitals dropping mask mandates; how can we not continue to protect our most vulnerable? How is it that much of a hardship to require patients and healthcare providers to continue to mask in patient care areas?

[Dr. Mac MD, MBA @Dr_mac2]

“Just check the records!” - a patient whose never been to this hospital before when asked what brings them in today

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

you have to be a whole other level of sad 2014 tumblr user to recognize this location

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

When they decided how long the weekend should be: