Jey Schroeder

26 || they/them || autistic || photographer || body modification enthusiast, oddities, horror fanatic

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

🫧🖍️🎲

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Spent his entire life downplaying school shootings just to get shot at a school

[𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂🌼 @SeeingDaisies]

ME AND ALL THE HOMIES LOVE BEN & JERRYS MHMMM

[Jey Schroeder @jeyschroeder]

It's been 4 years since I had this hotdog, and I still think about it... need to go back up there ASAP 🌭

[Jey Schroeder @jeyschroeder]

Don't mind me, just reminiscing about the best hotdog of my life at Wall drug 😌💭

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Don’t kill yourself. Trump will die one day and you’re gonna wanna see that.

[Jey Schroeder @jeyschroeder]

@brvndhx @MikeBaldOB Big Johns ain't ready for us 🙏

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

him: "are you fucking stupid or something?"

me:

[mer @abstractcas]

4 years ago spn ended…

[Jey Schroeder @jeyschroeder]

@wormdunker49 Id say you should try it but one sip and you'd probably get 10 more kidney stones, pop 🤣

[Jey Schroeder @jeyschroeder]

Am I crazy or does the new redbull taste like the blue opaque scooby doo gummy??

[Jey Schroeder @jeyschroeder]

@JabroniCat I might be crazy but the redbull tastes so familiar and this was the closest connection I could grab at 🙏

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

they should invent an election where you watch the results and don’t want to kiII yourself

[Jey Schroeder @jeyschroeder]

@dotsexpanther @wormdunker49 @HUSKER_CHUNGUS I can't believe you deadass just called my grandfather a beta male 💀 bruh WHAT

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Today is a historic day…

On November 5th, 2020, Castiel declared his love and sacrificed himself to save Dean and to save the world. Today, Cas is asking you to VOTE. Do it to protect humanity, to protect us all. For freedom.

Don’t sit this one out.

https://t.co/olBo5moHjy

[doxie @doxie_gay]

close enough, welcome back Jesus Christ