Jez

Love my family. Love the Blues and Melbourne United.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

‘Welcome to the Roast of DHS Director Mullin: Markwayne’s name is a combination of his two uncles first names, as his mom wasn’t sure which one of her brothers got her pregnant.

I guess it could have been worse, he could have been named after her dad.

Of course, Markwayne began his career as a plumber and working around shit made him uniquely qualified to serve Donald J. Trump.

But I guess it Depends….(figured we’d get that one out of the way early folks).

All kidding aside, we are actually at this year’s second attempt at a WHCA Dinner, the last one of course was interrupted by the most unconvincing staged assassination attempt since Trump’s first two.

Is anyone really buying this crap?

Oh wait, you ALL are, that’s why you’re here tonight…..I’ll show myself out.’

[Jez @jezp03]

@CenturionsOath @MaMoMVPY Omfg that is so pathetic 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

All citizens are advised to be on the lookout for the guy who stuck his hand in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I bet this goes so hard if you’re fucking stupid

[The Other 98% @TheOther_9]

This video was deleted from Facebook yesterday.

You know what to do ‼️

[Viral Reel Addict @ViralReelAddict]

Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Any updates on this? @StephenM

[Aviation @xAviation]

A Norse flight departing from Harry Reid International at just the right angle, and let’s just say, the Sphere wasn’t too impressed about being woken up.

📸: @life.on.the.ramp

[Jez @jezp03]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Jesus Christ, you're actually jumping in here. A Trump. You guys really are as clueless and stupid as it seems

[adri @adriihrdzz]

Yo: “Jefe este mes me has pagado de menos”

Jefe: “El pasado te pagué de más y no dijiste nada”

Yo: “Un error lo paso, dos no”

[🤍 peter parker’s left nut @saintofgirls]

Spreading false rumors about the president dying/sick is not something to joke about btw like what if he’s actually okay and i just wasted a bottle of champagne

[Trump is a pimp @Tomorrow_File]

In newly disclosed court papers Trump and Musk had DOGE secretly in touch with advocacy groups to steal Social Security account info to commit voter fraud https://t.co/upyaaRq2A6 Repost and share! 2

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

When Trump dies... I wonder how many people will piss on the grave of this corrupt, incompetent, vindictive, thin skinned coward??

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

let me get this straight

a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

[It's politics @uspolitics1111]

@RpsAgainstTrump He did this

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

💝🗽

[Mr Global @MrGlobal2025]

We protect ice sculptures more than 9 year old girls. Put that on a postcard from Palm Beach.

[Rohan Connolly @rohan_connolly]

I keep looking at this saying 'it cannot be for real'. But, yep, apparently it is. So this is where we're at now, are we? The US President himself posting images of Barack & Michelle Obama as monkeys? You support this pig? Well, you ARE a racist. Yes, it's that simple.

[brandon* @brndxix]

if you click no you get added to a mar-a-lago guest list