Lil Ashkenas X

I like Marvel n sports n music n shit | 29, He/Him

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

Just came across a girl on Hinge with a voicenote where she was like “welcome to my profile, here’s some music while you browse my info” and then she played Careless Whisper

10/10 no notes

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

@midnightsnace I haven't heard of either of those people lmao

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

@midnightsnace Wait actually lmfao

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

New Romantics ez

[S ☁️☔ @cruelrush]

Best Taylor swift song but you can't say anything from folkmore, TTPD and red

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

@midnightsnace oh?????? (but also lucky you lmao)

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

@midnightsnace AS SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN WATCHING MILO MURPHY'S LAW, IT NEVER LEFT

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

@games_liker1 @TheRealArtofTy I know, that award show clip gets passed around a lot and every time I’m like “close your eyes and it’s just Norm” lol

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

@SlasherSammyy @DanArndtWrites She’s gotta be in the MCU-

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

@DanArndtWrites …did you really expect to post something about the X-Men with the word “rogue” and NOT have someone make a joke about it? 😂

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

Idk man, if someone on the X-Men had a whole folder in their phone of pictures of one specific teammate from Mississippi, I’d call that a Rogues Gallery

[Arndt You Writing? @DanArndtWrites]

No single X-Men character has a Rogues Gallery, they all share the same group of annoying and insane weirdos

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

@SlasherSammyy @DanArndtWrites ENCHANTRESS MENTIONED 🙌🙌🙌🙌

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

NOAH KAHAN HUNGER GAMES SONG???????

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

@midnightsnace Wait does that say Cleveland!

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

As a New Yorker it’s my fault, sorry @midnightsnace

[Sethy (Digger Pilled) @Brizksie]

Mamdani brought crime levels so low Daredevil is retiring 🥀💔

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

I spent a good 10 second starting at this tweet wondering what the fuck I could have meant when I said "Microscopic Wallpaper" before realizing that was one of the dumb names I used for THAT writer 😭

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

This exchange, but written by Microscopic Wallpaper:

AGENT SMITH: Hello, me
AGENT SMITH: Hi, me.
AGENT SMITH: Do you want to have sex?
AGENT SMITH: Yes!

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

Phineas 🤝 Finneas

Having green-haired siblings

[^_^ @misandrism]

Proud of finneas for speaking up and dropping out of the tour, but disappointed by the continued silence of Ferb.

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

I’ll never forget seeing Infinity War opening night at Rutgers’ on-campus movie theater with a bunch of super invested college kids and when this scene happened some dude in the back yelled “JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY”

[𝐆. @GHXGOX]

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

@TheMightyZ2 Her name is Ravyn though what are you talking about

[Lil Ashkenas X @jfarbzz]

Giants.... won?????