just a gworl

that’s showbiz, baby! (she/her)

[just a gworl @jfclare]

pickles are trash and we should abolish them as a condiment

[just a gworl @jfclare]

still hits

[just a gworl @jfclare]

insane that you can be the richest woman in the world and still soooooooooo bitter???

[ana @shivlestat]

somehow the most progressive yet the most offensive show at the same time. there’ll never be another one like it.

[just a gworl @jfclare]

alright i let myself bitch about the thing that’s been bothering me on every platform available to me so i’ll see y’all in another 4 months when i inevitably have some other thought simply must be broadcast into as much of the void as possible

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[fatima🧋. @koffeekuch]

my fav hobby

[just a gworl @jfclare]

i would literally rather have the nightmares back if it meant not experiencing emotional motion sickness for like 2 weeks every year

[just a gworl @jfclare]

it’s honestly really fucked up that i get to be intermittently haunted by positive memories of someone who will never feel true remorse for what they did to me like that’s so crazy

[just a gworl @jfclare]

like wdym i look like “life beat the shit out of me” (direct quote from my coworker today) because i remembered what it felt like to hug that person and they just get to live their life forever unbothered by my existence. that’s bullshit, man!

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

imagine reading this tweet 10 years ago

[just a gworl @jfclare]

still hits! been making my coworkers think about it too!

[just a gworl @jfclare]

thinking about pixar’s cars lore again

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

The Winter Olympics has everything & is the hottest place to be: Slovak fugitive caught watching hockey, Norwegian biathlete confessing that he cheated on his gf, French biathlete winning after stealing teammates credit card & Swedes setting up an op to catch Canadians cheating

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

need all of my friends to stay out of legal trouble i can’t afford to have my texts go public like this

[beesus (middle name: pumpernickel) @ileikbees]

learning that the duffers, back in s1, were offered the option to either make a 22 ep season or an 8 ep season, and chose the 8 ep which then irrevocably changed the landscape for television season lengths... we rly should blame them for ruining more than just their own show

[just a gworl @jfclare]

truly so pissed off i had to come back to this hellsite in hopes of getting a mf tin from @ChexCereal like that’s actually so crazy!!!!! what are y’all doing over there!!! atp even if i get the damn tin i’ll never bother again no matter how cute this has been such a headache 🫠

[trish @ultragloss]

take an edible and listen to the high school musical 3 soundtrack and you will discover that kenny ortega is the greatest mind to ever walk this earth. you might not even need the edible tbh

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

The children yearn for the pre-Trump era

[mia 🦇 @pattinslvt]

give whoever is responsible for putting robert pattinson in geek glasses a 50% raise