Jonathan

[Jonathan @jfd318]

@baerskin Why is the zip on back to front?

[Jonathan @jfd318]

@Avabelly__ If that’s all you have to worry about, things must be going very well for you!

[The Poke @ThePoke]

So many anti-vaxxers didn’t get this joke that it’s today’s most satisfying thing
https://t.co/6gl8Nlgjb6

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

walking past the barista in starbucks to get to the toilet when I haven't bought anything

[Shropshire Star @ShropshireStar]

The old Debenhams in Telford could become a crazy golf site which also serves Asian street food - a company called Putt Putt Noodle has applied for a licence.
https://t.co/VlLLHelwiK
https://t.co/VlLLHelwiK

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit on board the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on. (source: Reddit)

[Jonathan @jfd318]

@theJeremyVine You’re younger than I thought ...

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Someone tricked Leeds United into having an Osama Bin Laden cut-out in the fake crowd – the only 5 funny reactions you need. #Recap
https://t.co/rxyizeGzpn

[Jonathan @jfd318]

@realDonaldTrump EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!

[Jonathan @jfd318]

@TheTopGooner Is there something weird going on with the perspective, or was I really that short in 1977?

[Jonathan @jfd318]

@TheTopGooner @oldmanwilky Gin - oh dear ...

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

ah I see the brexit article on wikipedia has been updated

[Mark Borkowski @MarkBorkowski]

Of course they do ...

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

.@seanspicer Get this taken down before @realDonaldTrump sees it.

[Jonathan @jfd318]

@TheTopGooner Sorry, can't make it tonight. And I've got a nasty attack of gout ...

[Jonathan @jfd318]

@TheTopGooner @Benn1146 @pottyjeff @kilomiler @edpontin @parry200 @myk_1988 @michaelpearce1

[Jia Tolentino @jiatolentino]

The best protestor in Battery Park

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

I hate this. When teams start running around in injury time like their lives depended on it. You've had hour & half you lazy ponces!

[Jonathan @jfd318]

@DanSh1elds @TheTopGooner @NafanLFC @Juz_Wuz @oldmanwilky Me attending the Warrington Dwarf Convention ...