resting finchface 🤠

Mac’n’cheese is a vegetable. I like and retweet a lot. My team tweets for me. Married.

[Spoon 🥄 @___Spoon]

For a mushroom farm it sure doesn't have mush room

[resting finchface 🤠 @jfinchface]

Me when I hear Americans chanting “I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!”

[resting finchface 🤠 @jfinchface]

I know you’re unsure of yourself so let me level-set with you. We all just bonded over talking $*!t about you in our private group chat.

[resting finchface 🤠 @jfinchface]

I just saw an air b’n’b commercial and got slapped with a cleaning fee.

[Pastor Rich Lusk @Vicar1973]

Melchizedek is the Tom Bombadil of the Bible.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[resting finchface 🤠 @jfinchface]

How it feels trying to cancel a subscription

[resting finchface 🤠 @jfinchface]

My sons eating jelly toast.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

“As a gift from management, you can leave 5 minutes early today to get a head start on your holiday weekend if you’re all caught up on work”

[resting finchface 🤠 @jfinchface]

Me trying to borrow my friend's streaming account

[resting finchface 🤠 @jfinchface]

@3YearLetterman Kyle Busch would want that.

[resting finchface 🤠 @jfinchface]

Now show him the same meme for the 1,047,483rd time.

[resting finchface 🤠 @jfinchface]

You just know this guys believes in rigged erections.

https://t.co/JOrqrSBlo6

[resting finchface 🤠 @jfinchface]

Can’t wait to give Claude my summer reading list.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Both sides put up too many golden statues of their leaders

[Softboy @softboywin]

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[resting finchface 🤠 @jfinchface]

@3YearLetterman @DaveRamsey

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

I paid 95 bucks to fill my tank today and it definitely wasn’t Jimmy Kimmels fault

[resting finchface 🤠 @jfinchface]

Okay Twitter can end now. Thank you everyone for your time.

[Ben Sasse @BenSasse]

i can still live another 50 years if @Mike_Pence has the courage