Been crying all morning
Couldn’t afford Knicks tickets growing up and now I get to watch them on the biggest stage and probably the biggest game in franchise history
I love you so much @TickPick and am eternally grateful
Ok here’s the plan:
—win the lottery for Phoebe Bridgers tickets
—find a ceiling panel or crawlspace in which I can live undetected for four days
—$1 Knicks Finals ticket
“How about you not ask a trick question, ASSHOLE.”
Mintzy gets unreasonably mad at me for asking him what he wished for after blowing out his birthday cake candles