Jess Loftus

💫Normally tweeting about irrelevant stuff 💫

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

Hi @EE who can I speak to about the fact my new handset has been stuck on ‘dispatched’ since last Sunday but there’s no further update? It’s a very time sensitive situation as I’m moving house soon so very much need to know when to expect it. Thanks

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

Alexa, play Destiny’s Child NASTY GIRL #MAFSUK #juliaruth #trash

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

MAFS face stealer #hinge #verified #stephen #MAFSUK

[Hayley✨ @hayleysoen]

I fear no partner swap moment is coming close #MAFSUK

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

Omg THIS

Grace get in the bloody bin. Can’t wait for Ash to be inundated with women who will take him EXACTLY as he is after this show and get away from that draining, manipulative, emotional vacuum 👏🏻👏🏻

#GraceMAFS #ash #MAFSUK

[Chan @vamplacey]

Grace is dangerous, she reminds me of someone #MAFSUK

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

I don’t like Stephen and the way he’s gone about things, but Jesus Christ does Leigh ever shut up with that confrontational monotone voice? No wonder he ended up walking off again. #MAFSUK

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

Sarah you are DELUSIONAL and IT’S EVEN WORSE THAT YOU’RE DOING IT WITH THAT OUTFIT ON 🥴 the absolute irony that you think you’re a supermodel
#putyourarseaway #MAFSUK #MAFSUK2025 #sarah

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

Sarah…. ‘I need to be open minded & stop focusing on looks, bad boys, and toxic men’

Instantly decides she doesn’t want to rip Deans clothes off….
Love, you have no intention of breaking your habit of walking red flags and you’re clearly gonna get with Joe🥱
#MAFSUK

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

When Dean talks all I hear is Smithy #MAFSUK

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

#Coldwater really is one of the strangest dramas I’ve ever seen…. Is it dark comedy, is it a thriller, is it a parody? One minute it’s really serious the next minute it reminds me of Hot Fuzz #itv

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

UNREAL. #Adolescence #Netflix

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

#SharpObjects may be one of the most aesthetically pleasing series I’ve watched in a long time, gorgeous but so dark & disturbing at the same time. How are Amy Adams Sophia Lillie not related in real life?!
And hats off to Chris Messina 🤠 👀 iykyk

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

Absolutely loving the #Swiped programme on C4 for all the right educational reasons, but Matt Willis trying to look shocked by porn sites in front of Emma is killing me off 🙃

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

Terrorise your bumhole. Wow. JUST WOW.

I mean I get why she won’t take him back but being married to Luke would be SO entertaining 😂😂
#mafsuk

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

Polly - the definition of masculine energy in a woman being overbearing. No patience, minimal self reflection and obsessed with the power dynamic.

‘Treat me more like a woman you desire while I get in your face and get aggy with you in every disagreement’

Ok then 🙃 #MAFSUK

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

Amy get some new mates 👀

I really like her and like as a couple but I’m sorry her mate questioning
‘what are your intentions with Amy?’……
I’m sorry did he come here to ask for your permission?

They kinda went on this show called MARRIED at first sight love 🤷🏼‍♀️

#MAFSUK

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

Polly crying over Holly I can’t. Death by cringe. They only met about a month ago 😂 #MAFSUK

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

Who else thought Luke meant anal? 😂 #MAFSUK

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

Luke & the clay 😂❤️🤴 #MAFSUK

[Jess Loftus @jfl22]

YES RYAN.

Muppet muppet muppet

And he’s STILL got Hannah believing it’s her fault 😂 go get that Orson lovin girl #MAFSUK