John Flattery

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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@JoeInternaut @molcranenewman Why would the defense cover for the prosecution’s incompetence?

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@CarsleyGolf @MarkMcD33489186 Bryson may truly be the one and only golfer who is swinging clubs and hitting golf balls to grow the game. And that isn’t why he went to LIV. He went to LIV for the shit loads of money.

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@JoelMBeall @Eaglebauer Yea, well, that’s just like your opinion, man.

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@dominos @wsonger I’m beginning to think you only have online ordering novices

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@dominos I have never experienced such egregiousness in my life

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@dominos this is out of control

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@dominos if I go in person to order because the online ordering is down will they honor the online 50% off all pizza deal?

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@SheaSerrano I was born in 1994. The 2004 Pistons are who got me to love basketball. Tayshaun Prince was my first favorite basketball player. I’ll never forget.

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@ProGolfCritic @DevaultBrad Dude you have to get your GI checked out. You have a medical issue.

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@ShaneRyanHere This was for sure a bit mean by Scottie. But the way he said it, and his laugh, definitely made me laugh. Lol

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@sumter1904 @leothecrazydog @tatefrazier @Jayy_Hardyy252 So you agree with Tate

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@UnnecRoughness @DoubleVodkaDon @TBob53 @TBob53 to say he didnt do anything in their big games is absurd. Against A&M had 147 total yards 2TDs. USC had 265 total yards and a TD. He didn’ do anything against Miami. He had 1,652 total yards in the season. Not arguing he should win but cant say he didnt do anything

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@VanLathan Sup Boazy Woazy

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@italksec @DrLoafCFB @PeteFiutak The guy who told the other guy to got their shine box is the one getting kicked in this gif. Gonna assume you are speaking for the SEC when saying this as well. So you posted a gif of the SEC getting their shit kicked in.

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@SheaSerrano The Album About Nothing cc @Wale

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@KyleClark @spencersoicher Also, Spencer, Hook Em from a class of 16 grad.

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@KyleClark @spencersoicher Kyle I was there and am happy to chat!

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@PeteSampson_ Audio on the tv broadcast stinks Pete. Can you go to the booth and tell them to crank the stadium audio up?

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@PeteButtigieg you spoke to my soul when talking about irons on the Trap Draw. I once ironed purple wax into a dress shirt because my roommate didn’t properly clean our iron after using it to wax a snowboard. Furious.

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@janecoaston @bykevinclark I’m a Notre Dame fan. The Bush Push was 20 years ago this year. I am now 31. I feel my blood pressure rise every time I think about it. And I think about it a ridiculous amount.