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[Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder]

The UFC paid for this, not you. You paid for benefits for illegal immigrants and Somalian learing centers. And that's largely why your groceries are expensive.

Hope this helps.

[Rose Smith @itsrosesm]

OBAMA MADE AMERICANS BUY HEALTH INSURANCE, OR YOU PAID A FINE!

BIDEN MADE YOU TAKE A SHOT, OR YOU LOST YOUR JOB!!

TELL ME AGAIN, HOW TRUMP IS A FASCIST DICTATOR??

[ABC News 4 @ABCNews4]

Sea Turtle Nesting season kicked off on May 1st, and already the numbers are higher than normal. As of Wednesday morning, South Carolina has 3436 nests through the first six weeks of the season; last year the state had 3916 all year.

READ MORE: https://t.co/kJZGY3DU6c

[Em Jam 🍓 @sumter1904]

@espn What would Carolina use their closer???

[Shane Beamer @CoachSBeamer]

That didn’t take long….

#WelcomeHome #RaiseTheRoost27 #TwoTonightWhosNext ? 🤙🏻🤙🏻

[Shane Beamer @CoachSBeamer]

#WelcomeHome #RaiseTheRoost27 !!!!

Last week of visits until September-Let’s finish the week strong !!!!! #WhosNext?

🤙🏻

[Em Jam 🍓 @sumter1904]

@robbystarbuck @yoalexrapz It’s tough not to like him!

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

HILLARY: AGAIN, AND AGAIN

I’m going to recount the first time I ever met Hillary Clinton. It was on Marine One, helicoptering to Camp David for a weekend, with the First Family.

I was brand new to the Military Aide position and this was my first trip to Camp David. It was a Saturday morning and I was a little trepidatious, to say the least.

Of course, I’d heard all about Hillary from my predecessor. In my few weeks of “in briefings” before I assume this volatile position, her name came up frequently.

He’d warned me about her temperament and her propensity to go off on any and all staffers, including her husband. In fact, during my “in briefings” he told me that I could upset Bill Clinton, and he’d brush it off.

But if I were to piss Hillary off, she’d rip my heart out. Now, I’m a fairly intelligent guy so I registered it. Don’t piss her off.🤣

On this particular morning, and every other time on a presidential trip, I’d always boarded Marine One last, letting the First Family board first along with the doctor and Secret Service agents. I always used the rear steps, with “the football.”

My seat on the helicopter was always immediately adjacent to the president and “First Lady.” On this particular day, Chelsea was also coming.

I sat in my assigned seat, set the “football” down and approached Hillary. “Hi ma’am, I’m Major Buzz Patterson. I’m the new Air Force Aide. Wonderful to meet you.” I also introduced myself to Chelsea and sat back down.

Hillary was curt and quiet. She nodded without saying a word. Chelsea was rude and looked at me like I had 3 heads. The disdain for the military among these two was palpable. My predecessor was right,

“Well, that was awkward,” I thought to myself.

It never got “not awkward.” 🤣🤣🤣

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Hear me out. We trade our Somalis for the Japanese and future considerations. Deal?

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Foreigners visiting this country for the World Cup love America more than the average Democrat voter does.

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Michelle Obama brands Trump a felon, slumlord, sexual predator, misogynist, and racist — all while relentlessly attacking Whites and calling MAGA “desperate.”

Sorry, but no one’s apologizing for pointing out she looks like a man. Cope harder. 😂

[Trumps Nephew @ForgiatoBlow47]

Does This Make You Smile 👀

[Em Jam 🍓 @sumter1904]

@NoahB77_ @UNC_TarHeelFan And then blanked them for a few more

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

EVEN EVEN MORE HILLARY

In the summer of 1997, Bill Clinton visited Denmark. We landed on AF-1 in Copenhagen, boarded Marine One for a night time tour of the coast en route to Kronborg Castle, for Shakespeare the “home of Hamlet.” We landed at around midnight and were welcomed with open arms by the queen and her staff.

Beautiful, historic castle. I was put up in the Scottish Military suite. Beautiful room with a fully appointed spread of meats, cheeses, breads, fruit, and a full bar. All served, of course, with fine china and crystal.

After a phone call with my wife, I made sure POTUS was down for the evening and went to bed.

The next morning, the queen had a breakfast spread for Clinton and the staff. Again, first class.

As we headed to the motorcade to leave for an event and the flight home, I was pulled aside by the Danish military aide.

“Buzz, we have a problem. Your staff stole the china and crystal from their rooms. And took other things as well.”

I was stunned and chagrined. I apologized profusely and told him I’d handle it.

I talked with Hillary and the White House chief of staff and told them what had happened.

They both shrugged their shoulders. No apology. Nobody held accountable. No repayment.

Just another day in the Clinton White House and a group of Ugly Americans.

I don’t want to hear a damn word from @HillaryClinton about White House decorum. Not a word.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

I personally prefer UFC fights at the White House than topless transgender dudes with fake tits parading around.

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

Your husband literally used a cigar as a sex toy on an intern in the Oval Office. Just shut up.

[Em Jam 🍓 @sumter1904]

@Andrew_Forrest1 Yeah they talking mad $hit it’s very strange