Henry Chinaski

So I wonder, as I wander, if there are gods, they must be drunk

[Henry Chinaski @jfredrick99]

My wife has a question for everything I say.
I fear our relationship is in jeopardy. #1PUN

[Henry Chinaski @jfredrick99]

@NFL please play the "big game" the week after the conference championship games. Please.

[Henry Chinaski @jfredrick99]

@nfl please play the "big game" the week after the conference championship games. Please.

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Charles Barkley, everybody!

[Henry Chinaski @jfredrick99]

@GenXtremist It's in D minor... the saddest of keys

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

👇👇👇👇

[Henry Chinaski @jfredrick99]

@Phil_Sledge @justam_inute Lucy helping make dinner

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Boom! 💣💣💣

[Henry Chinaski @jfredrick99]

@ericarhodes Never too much or too soon. The best comedy evokes emotion, whether positive or negative. Loved it.

[Henry Chinaski @jfredrick99]

@ericarhodes Why did you delete the submarine joke? I thought it was great. I like edgy Erica... Kinda like a Dark Brandon vibe ;)

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

If Putin would just activate Steven Seagal this would be over in 5 minutes.

[Henry Chinaski @jfredrick99]

@EndlessJeopardy What is Monacoast?

[Henry Chinaski @jfredrick99]

@EndlessJeopardy What is Eat Spray Love?

[Henry Chinaski @jfredrick99]

@EndlessJeopardy What is Sapghanistan?

[Henry Chinaski @jfredrick99]

@EndlessJeopardy What is the recitation of Austin 3:16?

[Henry Chinaski @jfredrick99]

@EndlessJeopardy What is the People Steeple?

[Henry Chinaski @jfredrick99]

@ericarhodes Or the John Mulaney "What's New Pussycat" bit?

[Henry Chinaski @jfredrick99]

@ericarhodes A breakup

[Henry Chinaski @jfredrick99]

@EndlessJeopardy What is Fouritania?