jonathanforster

All the other things

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

Pretending to know about wine to impress the hot sommelier

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Don't want to overstate this but 20-minute highlights of every Premier League game in history, free and on demand, means that this should be a national holiday.

https://t.co/nmvkmFEy7J

[Cam @cam_nufc]

100 reps of Newcastle United 25/26

[Tony Scott @Tony_Scott11]

On this day 4 years ago 😭

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"Interim Ayatollah until the end of the season? I'll do it."

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

her : “you better not be watching Tom Jones duetting with EMF on Unbelievable when I get home!”

me :

[jonathanforster @jfrstr]

@tovh78 @vueling Hopefully they step up and get it sorted!

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

jim ratcliffe: [seeing man utd experiencing hope and optimism for the first time in 13 years] well.. better tell everyone i'm racist

[jonathanforster @jfrstr]

@henrywinter Reading the comments, he might be entitled to do it, but he comes off like proper cunt.

[jonathanforster @jfrstr]

@MikeBeauvais There simply has to be a bloke from Ashington who has held these belts before!

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

I don't know this for a fact, but I think this is the first time in history that the current FIFA Peace Prize winner became the Undisputed Champion of Coal.

[Linus Tan @LinusLTan]

@cinecitta2030 Forgive me, Padre, for I have synth. 😎

[jonathanforster @jfrstr]

Or maybe this is?

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

You need not speak French to adore Lens' announcement video for Allan Saint-Maximin 👏

[jonathanforster @jfrstr]

Best thing on the internet today

[naiive @naiivememe]

Boomers watching me study for 12 years, sign a student loan and a 50 years house mortgage, get a job then replace me with Al

[Jono Read @jonoread]

Stay humble Robbie Williams!

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

EXCLUSIVE🚨: The Premier League has approved Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher as the VAR officials for this Sunday's game between Arsenal and Manchester United

The pair have received training this week,and it is hoped it will help highlight the difficulties around the use of VAR

[jonathanforster @jfrstr]

I adore this

[Kyle Keegan @realKyleKeegan]

I wonder if it bothers Trump that he is the only President in history who never won an election against a man.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

@atrupar The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on earth should be two different people.