Jazzmin

[Jazzmin @jgambeezy]

Wahh, every time i walk out of an air conditioned car my glasses fog up 😩

[Jazzmin @jgambeezy]

The family went out to get McDonald’s today. Everyone’s order: Fried chicken & Rice , My order: A Bigmac 🤤

[Jazzmin @jgambeezy]

Went to laguna to find natural hot spring resorts, this lady said they had “lukewarm springs”

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Netflix on international service doesn’t have the office or greys anatomy. Wtf.

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I should just wear a sign for all the relatives in the Philippines I haven’t seen in years saying “Yes, it me Jazzmin. Yes I gained weight. No I’m not married, or have kids. No I don’t want to marry your son/nephew/uncle/grandpa. And no thanks I ate 5 seconds ago”

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@ClareYonce_ Only if you get a sign saying that and put it up in your house

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@bbygrlgenevieve My family out here are saying to put Vick’s on it 😂😂😂

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@bbygrlgenevieve Bugs bite nurses too 😩 lol trust me I’ve been trying to do/take everything to get the swelling down! Lol

[Jazzmin @jgambeezy]

Pls help. Woke up with a bug bite on my right eyelid. Got me lookin like forest Whitaker n shit. LOL😩😭😩😭😩

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@Neevieluvs Puppies 🙄 LOL

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They really spilled leftover wine on a bathrobe after we left just so they could charge us for it. 😂 sure, have my $30, I’ll take the fucking robe with me

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Just checked out of a Philippine hotel, and they fucking charge you for any stains on any of the towels? Bitch what? Don’t y’all wash them?

[Jazzmin @jgambeezy]

2018...the year I use Twitter more than 4 times? We’ll see.

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@ClareYonce_ 👄

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@bougiegenevieve @ClareYonce_ @jack13light @Neevieluvs @kittyolitan @SallyDavisjr Where's the extra gravy tho @ClareYonce_

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@bougiegenevieve @ClareYonce_ Or when we all walk in with our house of prime rib bags 😂😂😂

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@ClareYonce_ Hahahahahahah I hate you

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@ClareYonce_ That prime life

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When you're hella hungry, and regret throwing away the rest of your burrito yesterday😩 "I miss it" 😂