Jordan Genack

It's what it's

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

@serbzs r/antiwork would like to have a word with you…

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

Hey Eddie Barker @ATT I hate to say it but you’re not getting the VP position and being moved under Saturn. Walter confirmed it. Don’t worry, your job isn’t going anywhere. Your head is “too valuable” even though you’re “kind of an ass.” Best of luck! #SpeakSoftly #Amtrak

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

Four months ago I said I wanted to see @VANS_66 and @NASA collab and it came true! Still waiting on some kicks to FlavorTown though. Fingers crossed 🤞

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

I feel like 85% of the time I use a semi-colon; I get it wrong.

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

nsacantprosecuteifyoudontusespaces

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

#MayThe4thBeWithYou Outdoor Movie Night - Star Wars at Dolores Park. Tonight @ 8:30 🍿🎦🏞

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

You guys and ya'guys are two different things

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

It's what it's

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Electoral College Does What It Was Either Designed To Do Or Explicitly Designed To Prevent https://t.co/GCK2pM37V5

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

How do I look? #ThingsINeverSay

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

By biasing its internal electoral market the DNC selected the less competitive candidate defeating the purpose of running a primary.

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

@Jamed777 Anything can happen…

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

Anyone who casts their ballot before November 8th has clearly learned nothing from this election

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

What's with black toilets at every bar

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

@LannahHee made it out alive, gonna have to watch the news to figure out what happened to that other guy

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

@seankatcher I expected more comprehensive computer security from you than safety by obscurity.

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

Block every single corporate Twitter account

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

@LannahHee we've still got 36 days of this craziness. If 2016 has taught me anything it's that you're never gonna believe what happens next.

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

Thief is the comparison of joy.

[Jordan Genack @jgenack]

Remember when everything wasn't such a big deal?