Jessica Lenk

Vamos a la playa.

[Jen Statsky @jenstatsky]

no way I’m making it out of my 30s with more than 3 friends

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

@AdamMenendez23 Wish I would’ve seen this sooner! Not very active on the Twitter. But my students taught me about https://t.co/hFjk5JghVP. Was able to get every game online! Perks of teaching teenagers!!

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

@thelenkaitis Hoping for A-very happy October!

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

Dear 2021, all I ask of you is for the White Sox to win a World Series, and Congressional term limits. Sincerely, someone who doesn’t ask much out of life. #WhiteSox

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

@pappacaz @thelenkaitis @scobe312 @kfishbain @mike_borri @Doc_TWO @thelenkaitis is the Frank Hamblen to my Phil Jackson.

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

@cargon10 @cargon10 you must be a psychic! Pilot Pete wasn’t a good dude and after this week I fear there isn’t any hope for mankind! Maybe the insurance business isn’t your natural calling🤷‍♀️.

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

@thelenkaitis @BrianGonet She’s a beaut Clark

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

Dear 2020, I was still holding out hopes that you were NOT the worst year ever. But the Sox lost tonight. So it’s official, you suck, I’ll wait for next year. #sox2021

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

@thelenkaitis R E S P E C T

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

@thelenkaitis Is that the sopranos guy?? #latetotheparty

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

Sometimes during a quarantine all you need is good FaceTime drinking party with your BFFs, and 6/8 bottle of wine. Ya, that’s right, I don’t have time to reduce that’s shit. #QuarantineLife @thelenkaitis

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

So many thoughts running through my head during this time, but the main one is, what is #Lizzo up to while being quarantined?

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

@thelenkaitis @ckamka They forgot about me and @jtimberlake

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

@ChicksInTheOff @cargon10

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

@pappacaz They are in Hawaii right now and didn’t take me, saltyness well deserved. Also, appreciate you still following me on Twitter although I’m only active once every 7 months.

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

The reaction from the girls on the Bachelor tonight about going to Cleveland sums up my reaction to 90% of the vacations Mike Gonet took me on as a child. #TheBachelor @cargon10 @thelenkaitis

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

@cargon10 @cstraughn I bet we could at bellinos!

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

@cstraughn @Jason_Tartick @kaitlynbristowe Seriously Jason, who washes jeans?🤷‍♀️🌹

[Jessica Lenk @jgolenk]

@cargon10 @thelenkaitis @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente Not going there anytime soon...