jgordon

''It dawned on her that he was talking about the Muzak.''

Hang Jeff Davis from a sour-apple tree.

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

It remains an incredibly grim but admittedly very bleakly funny running bit that we got an administration obsessed with LETHALITY and WARFIGHTERS and then almost immediately had one of the most humiliating defeats in American military history

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

when you violate the Twitter rule against gleefully referencing the capital punishment of a Nazi

[jgordon @jgordonem]

@CentristMadness So (assuming the article's paraphrase is accurate) "credible" is absolute 100% incontrovertible confirmation that there will be assault allegations, right? I'm not reading too much into that?

[jgordon @jgordonem]

@AbbyStanAccount

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

He wants to be a special boy so badly. He’s desperate for autocrats to love and respect him. Such a needy fragile child easily manipulated and rolled.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

@AriDrennen S/o @propublica https://t.co/pemESsxfoc

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Trump literally canceled a Veterans Affairs program for male veterans with breast cancer because they don't think men have breasts so actually it's even dumber than that

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

The timeline of Dan Bongino:

1. Start a grifting podcast threatening to expose people.
2. Join the FBI where you could make it a reality if there were actually people to expose.
3. Expose zero people.
4. Quit the FBI.
5. Go back to podcasting and threatening to expose people.

The fate of democracy rests on the shoulders of the people who continue to fall for these snake oil salesmen.

Please stop.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

the Republican Party is ideologically pro-rape

[actually @CentristMadness]

This was correct

[LoLNothingMatters @DastDn]

Never quite gets any less embarrassingly abhorrent, even years into it.

[Lizzie K. Foley @LizzieKFoley]

Unfortunately, this is just more of @GovMurphy's pattern of abusing his office.

It was unethical for him to put his children on a state board, much like it was unethical to use his office to try to rig a senate primary in favor of his wife.

Just shame on him.

[jgordon @jgordonem]

@EarvLikes It's a simple question, Toni.

[jgordon @jgordonem]

@R0L0B3N No one else in history has ever needed to rub their neck or shoulders as much as Abby apparently does (and I am very very grateful for this)

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

[Robert Crews @RobertCrews22]

‘We were terrified they were going to kill us’: fishers who survived US boat strike speak out | The Guardian https://t.co/TE5MWKWEsT

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

driven art experience, and explicitly rejecting historical cooking practices.

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

It's a cool art project to do all the steps of making chocolate cookies at home to show how exactly all these products are made, but it's not "traditional" in any sense of the word. It's actually one of the most modern and innovative ways you can cook - repackaging it as a media-

[Max Flugrath🗳️ @MaxFlugrath]

JD Vance is right. More people need to know that the president is trying to take $10 billion in taxpayer money for himself.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Another example of Trump's politics being frozen in the 80s. He has no idea he leads the crunchy granola party now.