Jesse Gormley

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[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

@SEPTA trying to bring my daughter into the city for Take Your Child to Work Day but we’ve sat waiting for the NHSL to show up for over 30 minutes with no trains, no announcements... we’re on our third no-show scheduled train.

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

@SEPTA_SOCIAL @SEPTA @SEPTAPHILLY been waiting for the NHSL to 69th St for 30 min now and watched 4 cars headed NB to Norristown go by… any updates?

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

@UncleJuelzz @SEPTAPHILLY @IBXRun10 And no announcement explaining why.

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

I really hope someone remembered to wake @GreenDay up yesterday.

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

Dishes best served cold, an incomplete list:

Left over pizza
Gazpacho
Revenge
Ice cream
Steve Austin
Fruit salad
Pasta salad
…many other salads
Popsicles

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

@furf88 The depth to which I appreciate you calling them undies knows no bounds.

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

@Ike_Saul On first pass, I read president as pregnant and was SO confused...

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

What’s the name for the complex where your dad, over time, starts to believe he actually is Santa Claus?

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

“Party Rock Anthem” came on the radio and my toddler, who’s never heard it before, LOST HER MIND. Effectively confirms what we already knew: forever an absolute jam.

[Charlie Hoppes @charleshoppes]

it sounds like my bleak decision to watch my brother play Last of Us Part 2 was less bleak than everyone else’s decision to watch #Debate2020

[Bradford Pearson @BradfordPearson]

The crowd in Philly is...unfathomable? I can’t even guess. Unbelievable.

[AMP gone wild @PhillyAMP]

Supporting @BLMPhilly and working with @phillywulti to affect change in Philadelphia, you've all shared $1567 for us to match in 24 hours - keep it up!

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

Shit’s getting real...

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

@PhillyAMP @HiImMax and @PannaMichael, no face touching! Do you even news?!

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

Remember when building a multiple choice question, “All of the Above” should always come before “None of the Above.”

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

I’ve started renting a WeWork space where I show up in sweats, eat junk food, and play video games all day. Take that, establishment!

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

I came here b/c @USAUltimate sent an email advising players not to Spirit Circle because of coronavirus and I wanted to have a front row seat for the fires.

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

@Fantusta I was really just hoping the gentleman in the aisle seat next to me (who held an alpha hand posture with both elbows propped on the armrests the whole time) would see it. He did not.

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

Let’s talk basic airplane armrest etiquette for a second... single aisle plane, 2 rows of 3 seats? Aisle seat gets aisle armrest, window seat gets window armrest, and middle seat gets 👏🏽BOTH👏🏽REMAINING👏🏽ARMRESTS👏🏽

[Jesse Gormley @jgormley87]

Sometimes I bring two containers of the same clearly vegetarian-friendly item to potlucks but label one of them “vegetarian.” Just to keep everyone guessing.

Like, “Oh no, not those Twizzlers; you want the ones in the bowl over there. Phew, that was a close one!”