Jeremy G. Pippin

VP Product at FanDuel. General mobile tech nerd. Husband. Father. Not necessarily in that order.

[Jeremy G. Pippin @jgpippin]

@ATT Shouting ads at me for 30 minutes while I angrily wait on hold for support is not as effective a marketing strategy as you might think.

[Jeremy G. Pippin @jgpippin]

@ASShareef Turns out there's not actually consensus on this! The practice of blessing a sneeze pre-dates Pope Gregory VII and the bubonic plague, going back as far as CE 77 in the West (with non-theistic responses noted as far back as BCE 500).

[Jeremy G. Pippin @jgpippin]

We say "bless you" in response to a sneeze, but awkwardly nothing for a hiccup.

There's a widely-held belief that a fright will cure hiccups, just as there was once a belief that a blessing would prevent a sneeze from inflicting spiritual harm.

I therefore propose we say "Boo."

[Jeremy G. Pippin @jgpippin]

@Sephora Real question: do y'all just have the one box size? Shame on me for ordering a single item, but this packaging is unconscionable.

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@TheWinkApp I assume the situation at Wink must be untenable for you to even consider making a change like this with that kind of notice.

The least you could do is exhibit some self-awareness and offer your customers an explanation and an apology.

[Jeremy G. Pippin @jgpippin]

Me: I just want a good night's sleep
2020:

[Jeremy G. Pippin @jgpippin]

@Wayfair seems to believe that daily notifications are just the nudge I need to finally embrace my secret passion for litter box collecting.

[Jeremy G. Pippin @jgpippin]

My 5 year-old son is absent-mindedly humming a Beastie Boys song, in case you were wondering how my attempts at responsible parenting are going.

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I am shocked and ashamed to see the treatment of @realDonaldTrump on British soil. As Americans we cannot allow ourselves to be so wildly out-innovated in the field of mocking our own president.

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The US Customs process, brought to you by the makers of MouseTrap™

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@shadyrays Why do they all look as if they were designed by/for Guy Fieri?

[Jeremy G. Pippin @jgpippin]

My wife explained to our 5 yo what "fired" means, so now he's taken to sending me off every day with a jaunty "Have a great day at work! Hope you don't get fired!"

So that's fun.

[Jeremy G. Pippin @jgpippin]

I have one @Netflix account, but have been paying for six! Five of which are not in the same country as the card. No multi-account detection, no notices, and Netflix will only refund a handful of transactions. Friendly customer service, willfully irresponsible policy.

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Glad to join the Twitterverse. Follow me for updates on @FanDuel, DFS, sports, tech, & random musings

[Jeremy G. Pippin @jgpippin]

@Rightwingmadman @realDonaldTrump Username checks out.

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Candy Land is not a game. There are no choices. You are not playing; you are being forced to run a Monte Carlo simulation with cardboard.

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@engadget This headline is willfully misleading. You should be embarrassed by this irresponsible reporting. https://t.co/V9Xs5vtfvl

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My wife and I simultaneously flinched when we saw the #CBSAllAccess CC font on Roku. This is love.

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