Gwaro Momanyi

[Ja K'Owino🇰🇪🇮🇹 @invictus_owino]

@_Sakko Hii inakaa coast

[Dystopian Times @DystopianTimes_]

It's mind blowing to think how many people in the Middle East would still be alive if Israel was never established

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Killed by police #JusticeForAlbertOjwang

[Gwaro Momanyi @jgwaro]

@alasirimotors @philma4 Please include the price in the description always.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Absolutely

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Imagine 4 years of this …

[brian obra @just_obra]

• enda tutaua wengine wengi • FULL CLIP

For context, a couple of minutes before, I’d seen a cop hurl teargas into the Holy Family Basilica parking lot where the medics had set up their tent. Did not make sense to me because I could see protestors at the exit gate of the church, so ideally that tear gas should have been lobbed at them. But this was almost directly towards the tent. I tried making my way round to go see what was happening there, and I saw her coming out of the gate, coughing, headed straight at the cops. Intuition screamed to follow her…and my heart broke with every second of this dialogue.
⚕️♥️🇰🇪💔

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Mama I made it!

I occupied Parliament
Remember the #occupyParliament demonstrations?

But tell daddy I’m sorry
I won’t come home tonight
Not because I’m spending at a friends’. No!
Not because I’m among the injured.
No!
Nor because I was abducted as they have to most of us.
That would have been better
I’m in a cold dark place called the morgue Mama
I know daddy will be angry why I wore his shoes
I had to, I know they are bigger but I had to
Otherwise no one could have.

I know he will complain that I have read too much political novels
Please don’t let him blame Animal Farm,
Don’t let him blame Kidagaa Kimemwozea,
Don’t let him blame Tumbo Lisiloshiba,
Don’t let him blame Kifo Kisimani,
Don’t let him blame Mstahiki Meya,
Or Parliament of Owls
They can’t be blamed.
I did it for Our country.

They hailed us for being fearless Mama!
They called it an historic moment; actually unprecedented.
Did you watch the news?
All over the country thousands of us matched forward, wearing mostly black,
chanting slogans and singing revolutionary songs.

They call us GenZ Mama.
Some Mpigs say we have watched too much Netflix and we eat KFC.
Sorry for the spelling mistakes Mama,
I meant MPs.

Did you see how we sang ‘Kudade’ with Mc Gogo?
Did you see how Juliani turned up and we sang ‘Utawala’?
That song you call ‘Nikoo njaa siwezi karanga’?
Did you hear us sing ‘Tujiangalie’by Sauti Sol?
Have you seen King Kaka’s ‘ Wanataka Kutumaliza’?
Did you see how Mulamwah gave us Tea and Mandazi?
Have you seen all the comedians, Content creators and influencers?
I told you it will be Big Mama!

We matched forward Mama Slowly and peacefully Like you told me
We said we were peaceful
They rattled us with teargas and water canons Mama
We coughed, cried and chocked to the smoke but still matched on
We matched amidst the sting of that pink water they sprayed on us with those beastly vehicles
But nothing was more painful than hearing them pass that draconian punitive Bill Mama.
Remember how you used to forcefully give us porridge by locking us between your legs, pinching our noses then pouring a tone of porridge in our forcibly opened mouth?
Leaving us with two choices; swallowing or choking to death?
That’s what they did to us yesterday Mama
But unlike in the past, today’s child chose the latter; death!

We approached the parliament as promised.
We eventually occupied Parliament Mama
Albeit briefly.
The wall gave in and we entered.
I’m sorry I did not taste the rice
As some did Mama
All I tasted was the bullets Mama
They sprayed me with bullets Mama,
That’s why i won’t come home.
My battle is over Mama
But not the revolutionary war.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We should send rockets not at each other, but rather to the stars

[Judith Meyer @GermanPolyglot]

I get it. It’s uncomfortable. I really wish I could say that Israel 🇮🇱 isn‘t committing war crimes in Gaza, but if you look up the list of actions defined as war crimes and you look up what Israel says it‘s doing (not even what the Red Cross claims it‘s doing, but what the Israeli government says), there can be no doubt. And yes, Hamas also committed war crimes and no, under international law that does not give Israel a free pass to commit war crimes in retaliation, because the definition of most war crimes is that the victims are not the perpetrators but civilians. If the killing of one innocent is ‘avenged’ by killing another innocent, that just means two innocents are dead.

💔 Pray for sanity to return. Better yet, DEMAND that sanity returns. My heart is broken. 💔

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This clip is 9 years old

[Blackorwa @blackorwa]

My bike guy got his shop broken into during Thursday's demonstration and lost all his ex-UK bikes. Loss in the millions. It happened about 7 pm.

[Reuters @Reuters]

China's Realme says its latest smartphone can be fully charged in just over nine minutes

[Wamuyu @wamuyunkariuki]

My bank manager called me and told me to start looking for a bank that’s a good fit for me. Am too small for their bank. She said I will be getting a formal letter to the effect that my account will be closed.They have already said they can’t set me up for online & M-PESA banking

[Gwaro Momanyi @jgwaro]

@ogkazboy @Nesh_maina Got JTL eSIM at Thika Road Mall today.

[Gwaro Momanyi @jgwaro]

@Safaricom_Care kuna shida na ku receive texts? My text messages are arriving late, some 24 hours later!

[Gwaro Momanyi @jgwaro]

@MpostKE works. However, I never got that SMS. Had to go to the post office physically (which beats the point). Kama umengoja yako sana, endea.

[围着上海北京深圳广州杭州南京成都走の香港纽约伦敦迪拜东京开跑车拍街景 @a3Route]

18:58 Kama unapanga kupita Thika Road, maintain kwa Highway, huku service lane magari zinadandiwa, sherehe by force. via @AmolloKei

[Linux Handbook @LinuxHandbook]

Being a Linux user has its downside 🐧

People automatically believe that we can fix any computer related problems ... even on Windows 🤷