joanne havens

Mummy to Edward, the world's best boy

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I like to hold a length of dental floss across my bum hole and slice a turd in two, like I'm cutting some cheese.

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@ManMadeMoon Nice Willy. Here's my giant cock.

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@richardosman A word to the wise- Wilko has pick'n'mix at half price again: My 7 year old got 965g in his £1.95 tub. He's a pro #sweeties

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@richardosman @vikkistone *ahem* wilkos pick'n'mix is half price at the mo. I got a big tub for £2 today- it weighs 750g (and I'm a novice!)

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@Tesco I will DM you my details. The order did nnot arrive at all.

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@ACL_Soccer @Tesco I don't mind if there was a problem or if they just ran out of time, but please tell me so I can go to bed :(

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@Tesco Evening. It's after midnight. My grocery delivery was due between 10 and 11. If it isn't coming tonight, shouldn't I be told? Thanks

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@SpringerSaint Neither do I as a rule, but I saw his picture trending and I knew he'd found a home before I watched it. Couldn't help myself

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@SpringerSaint Thanks Mrs C x I thought I'd cried myself out , then I watched #POGDOGS. The OES puppy had me in bits. xx

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7 years, and I miss you every day x

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@SpringerSaint @DogsTrust Look Mrs C!- They made you into a squeaky! :D

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@SpringerSaint ... except the use of the word 'old' x She is a happy, gorgeous and incredibly chic lady in a house with 7 whippersnappers x

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@SpringerSaint I'm just catching up- you've had a shocking week. You know your girl, and I agree with everything you've said...

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@SpringerSaint You've had a shocker, Mrs C x Best wishes to Grandma Gravy Bones, and a hug for you x

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@SpringerSaint Oh no! Pesky lumps :( Lots of fusses for those beautiful ears and a big kiss on your nose x Lots of love to all of you xx

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@SpringerSaint Happy birthday, Mrs C! I hope you had a fantastic day and all the cake, whisky and spanna snuggles you could wish for xx

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@OesdMilly I love Milly action shots :D x

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@SpringerSaint Can't beat spanna snuggles x

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@OesdMilly Poor mum! :'D

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@OesdMilly Milly, that is the funniest thing I have seen in ages. I am actually crying with laughter :'D