Jacob Halvorson

UCR Class of 2020

[Jacob Halvorson @jhalvorson32]

when you buy zoom stocks before coronavirus hits

[Jacob Halvorson @jhalvorson32]

@karlosful You know about playboi carti👀

[Jacob Halvorson @jhalvorson32]

@karlosful 👀

[Yare 🦂 @yagirlyarelli]

Dad 5 years ago: no dogs!!

My dad now:

[Tiger Backwoodz @Flee_Wade]

niggas scared to moan.. i be in my girl ear like

[Sahlt @AlyciaTyre]

TELLING THE TRUTH IS A WHOLE LOT EASIER THAN LYING. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK.

[Jacob Halvorson @jhalvorson32]

Love It when I have to wait 45 extra minutes at work for people to leave and then they just dip without tipping

[PEGEE @VH1PNUT___]

WTF IM FUCKIN CRYIN LOL

[Kevinjs @Jermakl]

Crazy how nature does that!

[juls 💓 @juliaaharo]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS IN TEMECULA/MURRIETA: PLEASE READ‼️ and SPREAD THE WORD‼️

[Jacob Halvorson @jhalvorson32]

Didn’t get my mid afternoon nap and I’m really feelin It rn

[NASA @NASA]

3-2-1… and we have liftoff of Parker #SolarProbe atop @ULAlaunch’s #DeltaIV Heavy rocket. Tune in as we broadcast our mission to “touch” the Sun: https://t.co/T3F4bqeATB

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here's a doggo demonstrating a downward awoo. A rare high quality skill not commonly unlocked until the later years. 14/10 (IG: samdersoncooper_samoyed)

[Ahyoka Inola 🌻 @colorrMEbadd]

I just threw my phone LMFAOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂

[Vince Bulach @VBulach]

That was the most country talking, boot stomping, dip spitting “hey bud” I’ve ever heard from a little kid 😂😂

[BRI @bribreezi_]

“Oh you’re from California?? What part?”

see below https://t.co/Bg4yv309S1

[Ashley @buymepizzaaa]

I miss vine so much https://t.co/HF0OpGjaHp