John Hammond

Illustrator | Here for the footy and metal🤘 | Former northerner | EFC

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@goal Messi the king, Ronaldo the prince

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Slightly aroused

[Censored Leak @CensoredLeak]

Landing a helicopter on a moving ship isn't for just anyone

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@goal No pen

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@henrywinter Trent a defensive liability

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@akolade_ismail @FabrizioRomano No guarantee they'll do much better. Look how much Liverpool spent last summer. Also we'll never forget what Spurs did with the Bale money

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@philmcnulty Shame we didn't get the Barcelona version of Rashford

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Rashford reverting back to his Man United vintage

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Pickford should be saving that but where was the defence? Shambles

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@FabrizioRomano WAS one of the best

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@Daisy_do @implausibleblog Who declared what?

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This is not satire. This is the Leave campaign video for Brexit, Farage's crowning political achievement.
#brexit

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@TacticallyMatt Will be a big miss, but time to move on

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@Paulderby34 Good job the government bases its decisions on trending Twitter hashtags

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@FabrizioRomano @David_Ornstein Spurs better hope they're out of the relegation death spiral...

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@ToonDazza Community noted like a fucker 🤡

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Reform using a cover of the Mirror from 2022 to demand an election 🤡🤡🤡

[Reform UK @reformparty_uk]

We agree with the @DailyMirror.

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@bmay Southern softies losing their fucking minds

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@JeremyCordite We get it, you're thick. Try again

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@Essex_Patriot This you?

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@LeeHurstComic Nigel took a £5m bung. Using your logic, there's more to come...

"If your system allows someone to carry out a dubious practice, they will take another step down the road of dubious practices."