@PaigeChristieUK My fiance said "okay I'll watch it but promise me he doesn't do any wierd shit to the wee girl" fuckin documentary should have been called "wierd shit: mainly to a wee girl"
@PaigeChristieUK Switch it off mate, it's like lying on the beach with your legs in the sea and the waves are coming and going continuously, but instead of water the waves are made out of "what the fuck" 😐
Thanks @BuzzFeed for ensuring my fiancé gets no income. You'll be kicking yourself that you didn't slander him earlier, any earlier and we wouldn't have been able to pay our wedding and you could have ruined that too!
@SUEHULK@pewdiepie@CountDankulaTV They act like my mum and dad anyway, sue makes me mince and tatties and sends me home with soup and the day after I had this dream count dankula literally shouted at me "sweets are not a breakfast Jennifer!" so... Erm... Dream come true I guess haha
@SUEHULK@pewdiepie@CountDankulaTV I had a dream that you and count dankula were my mum and dad and gave me an ipad to watch YouTube so you could argue in the car and my name was Lil dank. Like a rapper.
@DrewBea82 I binned it. The icing split. If I dont bin cakes that aren't right markus eats them anyway. I don't want him eating cake thats not good enough.