It's Geebs

Husband. Father. Jayhawk. Copywriter. Butt of my own jokes.

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

@DanRather Someone needs to ask @Taylorsherida0. Could be a prop for the cliff hanger of @Yellowstone Season 5.

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

@Chiefs after he wins his second Super Bowl, every restaurant in town needs to have their own version of a “Big Red” cheeseburger on their menu. #bringitback #chiefskingdom

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

@PatrickMahomes @adidasFballUS @PatrickMahomes those kicks are sick! Way cooler than your walking boot.

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

Ear wax videos. Am I right?
#wtf #madness #why

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

BTW. 11:59 does count as showering before noon.

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

@phoggg Piss poor fundamentals. No one boxing out. Nobody attacking the rim. And no rebounding.

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

Damnit, @CoachBillSelf! How about some rebound drills? Lots of guys watching basketball. Not enough playing. #followyourdamnshots

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

“Finding a way to win.” against an unranked team playing in AFH is something I’m not used to hearing during a @KUHoops broadcast. Thoughts @CoachBillSelf?

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

Putting the mower away just as the rain starts falling. I’m I right, fellas?

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

I’m gonna take the stairs and ask this talking box of shit for more info about colon cancer. #pharmadvertising #copywriting #scriptwriting

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

Hey @sonicdrivein add a car hop tip option to your menu board. #leaveatip #cashless #dotherightthing

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

#WednesdayThoughts

If you removed all the veins, arteries, & capillaries from your body, and tied them end to end, you would die.

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

It is physically impossible to pass an open package of @Oreos and not grab a minimum of two. #fact #willpower #gotmilk

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

Please, see my color. If you dismiss it because you claim you don’t see skin color, you will never see all of me. #bethechange #blacklivesmatter

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

If we don't embrace this #BlackLivesMatter we will never get to this #AllLivesMatter

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

@pensivegirl Sump pumps being tested. Plumber on speed dial.

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

Has anyone seen my “give a shit?” It seems to have been misplaced.

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

@DanGoldgeier Hey @Charmin, practice some social responsibility and help calm some fears. How about a PSA from the bears thanking all of the health care professionals?

[It's Geebs @jhawk91]

Betting "LIMU" was the client code and the creatives came up with the concept while filling out their timesheets.