Jesse Jaggars

Musician, Software Developer, Motorcycle Enthusiast

[Jesse Jaggars @jhjaggars]

@TheMaxamillion That’s damn rough, Good luck bud

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

When they said “History repeats itself,” I wasn’t expecting all of the twentieth century in two years.

[chompie @chompie1337]

dentist: so, are you flossing?
me: are you using a unique password for every account?

[Shriram Krishnamurthi (primary: Bluesky) @ShriramKMurthi]

Live view of C programmer managing resources manually.

[Jesse Jaggars @jhjaggars]

Bluey might be the best kid show of all time.

[Jesse Jaggars @jhjaggars]

Oops?

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Every single white person needs to watch this today. https://t.co/eS4EJQYZmi

[Jesse Jaggars @jhjaggars]

@hotdogsladies Was hoping it was balderdash.

[Armin Ronacher ⇌ @mitsuhiko]

Because my insta snapshot testing library got so many updates I decided I would record a new screencast for it. Showcases the cargo-insta workflow, redactions and the new glob support. https://t.co/wSSEguxdJQ

[glyph @glyph]

I propose that we henceforth refer to this insight —

"As the scale of a codebase increases, any properties of it which are not programmatically enforced will tend to regress."

— as Gaynor's First Law.

@alex_gaynor has articulated some important stuff extremely well here.

[Daniel Jalkut @danielpunkass]

It's common for programmers to write something like "// FIX ME: ..." in code, where an expedient but distasteful solution is used in a pinch.

I propose we start writing "// FORGIVE ME" instead, acknowledging that it will likely never be fixed.

[Cassandra Titus @Feoris]

Pro censorship

[Mark Maxwell @MarkMaxwellTV]

The only black man on Eastern Illinois’ swim team was wearing his EIU jacket on a road trip with his teammates when police tackled and handcuffed him. An officer pointed a gun at his head and told him, “If you move, I'll blow your (expletive) head off.” https://t.co/yTyZDj8YwC

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Myth: Your AWS bill is a function of how many customers you have.

Fact: Your AWS bill is a function of how many engineers you have.

[Jesse Jaggars @jhjaggars]

Upon reflection, buying a whole bag of praline pecans wasn’t very smart.

[Jesse Jaggars @jhjaggars]

Collect avoid wrinkles

[Jesse Jaggars @jhjaggars]

The tears keep coming😂

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Take a look at this piece to understand the very real consequences of gerrymandering. In Asheville, NC, we see what happens when district lines are drawn for maximum partisan advantage: It mean citizens’ voices are diminished. It means more polarization. https://t.co/CLBQLPfTsu