jordan

#1 witch-king of angmar fan

[The Sensitive Warrior @coffeetime33]

Soaking my t-shirts in soda and wringing it out once I’m past the TSA #savings #financialgenius

[camel :-) @dustytit]

doomscrolling on fb marketplace

[jordan @jhoedanv]

edible shower lights off #whyamiwet

[🎃Big Gleb🎃 @GlebMelnikov8]

if I was working in the make-a-wish foundation I would twist kids' wishes in an ironic and harmful way like a djinn

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

*my emo hair moves so u can see my eyes smiling just a bit**

[gumball @gnmball]

gaslights you into being happy and carefree

[gumball @gnmball]

hey girl can i collect data on you

[jordan @jhoedanv]

this 24 year old Instagram User still Story Likes the Old Fasioned way

[jordan @jhoedanv]

just made an adobo so delicious i cried

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

sometimes i say "and i've always said this" when i haven't. in fact, sometimes it'll be my first time saying this. i'm so sorry

[jordan @jhoedanv]

just had the wokest grocery run

[jordan @jhoedanv]

the drooling emoji is, at once, too much of a freak and not enough of a freak for my purposes

[v @vivnworld]

when i layer my outfits

[jordan @jhoedanv]

mac n kimcheese

[menthol cigarette enjoyer @69LostAnts]

i can go without sex …….. but shitposting on twitter dot com ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

run it back

[aidan grace @itsaidanfym]

if we become friends rn we can be outside by summer

[jordan @jhoedanv]

any city is walkable if you drive close to your destination

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Tonight’s gonna be an adventure

[jordan @jhoedanv]

taking selfies in the torture chamber