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[Jordan Hole @jhole94]

@realDailyWire "I was there, Gandalf."

[Jordan Hole @jhole94]

Just listened to Acts of Man @EdwardorEddie and I just wanted to say thanks

[Jordan Hole @jhole94]

@koreykostek I've had many people take my puns and use them without my permission. It's a serious problem

[Jordan Hole @jhole94]

You know your night was lit when you find tortilla crumbs in your jean cuffs from when you had Mexican food hours earlier

[Jordan Hole @jhole94]

@MapsSSB Everytime I’m in the weather with an elevator and start talking about a part of me, a little coworker of mine dies.

[Jordan Hole @jhole94]

@caleb_stovetop1 Or how like your brain serves no purpose 🤭

[Jordan Hole @jhole94]

@mariabeigel Yeah not the equivalent

[Jordan Hole @jhole94]

*xmas party where I’m new*
accidentally touched a guy’s butt. I thought he was one of my friends there. He turned around, I realized it was a guy I met that night and I said “sorry I thought you were [friend]” and now he prob thinks I regularly go around touching my friends butts

[Jordan Hole @jhole94]

@Em_Marie_96 why can’t I RT this

[Jordan Hole @jhole94]

@koreykostek relatable

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@Ky__Leg @MarkZuck

[Jordan Hole @jhole94]

Anyone else see this ad and think it was Voldemort at first https://t.co/qkhRjkQGSP

[Intel @intel]

First there were pixels, now #voxels are the future. Volumetric media #data captured and stored in 3D. #CES2018

[Jordan Hole @jhole94]

Two Ricolas later and like that it’s 2am

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

In the presence of beauty you cease to be the hero in your own story. It is no longer all about you.

[J.R.R. Tolkien @JRRTolkien]

“[T]he ‘quest’ in #LotR is really an ‘anti-quest.’ It is not a quest to find something but to lose something. It is taken on not by the strong but by the #weak— #hobbits. In fact, only the small and weak have any chance to save the world at all.”
—@timkellernyc #Tolkien

[Jordan Hole @jhole94]

@BrycycleKick I refuse to respond seriously to split infinitives

[Jordan Hole @jhole94]

@koreykostek that’s an internet provider

[Jordan Hole @jhole94]

have you ever spelled out the word comradery?

because it's spelled camaraderie and i'm upset about it too