Jerry Holguin

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

I never thought I’d enjoy watching people get slapped in the face with a tortilla this much. #TortillaChallenge

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

something they don’t warn you about parenting is you will watch Frozen 8,000 times and want to die and then one day when your kid is asleep you won’t know what to watch and suddenly a tiny part of you will be like hmm you know what would really hit the spot? FROZEN

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

Thanks for the invite to your Halloween party. I’m going as a ghost. You won’t be able to see me so you’ll just have to imagine me there.

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

Goodbye for now, Twitter. See you the next time my favorite apps go down again.

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

Finally cleared out the garage like I’ve been saying I would do for 4 months. Thanks @instagram and @Facebook. My wife also thanks you.

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

If @TWooodley wins I’ll buy his next single.

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

My son is faster than yours.

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

Why don’t they just switch the name from Oreo Thins to Diet Oreos so I can feel healthy when I finish the whole bag?

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

Kinda pissed @KevinHart4real didn’t put me in his Father’s Day slideshow on instagram. Just saying.....

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Feels like we are all in prison but the prison in Goodfellas where you can still make pasta

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

@cbreeny Went straight to the whiskey yesterday. Big mistake. Might dial it back to the devil’s lettuce. I need a plug here in Boerne.

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

Day 6 of Quarantine:
I’ve changed 7 poopy diapers and watched Moana for the 800th time. I think I’ll start drinking today.

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

@kayhaby Ain’t that the truth

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

@kayhaby Got some kids you can have for a few weeks.

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

I’m one lucky guy. https://t.co/1kZm52Hh77

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

Happy first birthday to Oliver Wayne Holguin. These 12 months have flown by! You are perfect in every way, and your family loves you more than anything.
#OliverWayne https://t.co/HPU2Cw6YnW

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

#mood
#OliverWayne https://t.co/r6mpdnPQaV

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

I feel so appreciated right now.
#internationalmensday #husbandoftheyear #imawesome #humble… https://t.co/dedPXR8yQk

[Camden @Mozzie30]

Not even a month ago :stop eating tide pods
Now: the kids are the future.

[Jerry Holguin @jholguin88]

He runs the show.
#OliverWayne https://t.co/3FQxNACgK4