Janel

Just trying to be the person my dogs think I am.

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

Miss you 😘

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500.

If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Who said it best?

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

I wrote a 28 page paper in one day in my final week of college. These people are not Built To Last

[Stella @StellaaSports]

This is why I fw beavers heavy. No politics, no drama, no sass, just gonna build a nice dam and that’s it

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

using Claude to write a vlookup in excel

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Obama just said what every Democrat needs to hear:

“Can you talk in plain English? Not a bunch of gobbledygook. Just talk like normal people talk. ‘The rent is too high.’”

Mamdani fixed 100,000 potholes and taxed empty billionaire penthouses.

He didn’t need a focus group to explain why.

Never stop connecting the dots.

[Nathan Hubbard @NathanCHubbard]

hi @taylorswift13 you prolly already know this but Every Single Album is extremely brushed up on all 12 albums and 300+ songs whenever you’re ready 🫶

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[drew @drewgirlevil]

i can write an essay on the natural evolution of her style from her days as a preppy ingenue who loved structure and a neat silhouette, to a legend of the craft who glows by embracing the polarities of human nature, knows contradictions are inherent to personal taste

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’

Me in 1995:

[kacey @tastykacey14]

We only got like 10 new sentences left

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

And they tell you Charlotte has no culture

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

MAGA is now like "I'll take mean tweets, $8 gas and nuclear war over gender neutral restrooms any day"

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Scandal’ premired 12 years ago today.

[JT @jiratickets]

How me and claude “collaborate” on the work I’m paid a salary for

[Nico @elitetakes_]

Dan Morgan is quickly ascending as one of the better GMs in the NFL. Continuously identifies & addresses the weaknesses on the Panthers roster. He has made them so much more talented in 3 years without sacrificing a theme of youth. Convincing Devin Lloyd & Rasheed Walker to come to Carolina for cheaper than expected was a big feat. He has suddenly eliminated that “Panthers tax”

Brandt Tilis is also proving to be a masterful cap manager. Can’t believe how much money Carolina was able to spend this week, and David Tepper deserves credit for making that possible too. Not many franchises ran better right now, and Panthers fans should be ecstatic

[taoki @justalexoki]

international women's day only being 23 hours is objectively funny