Jonathan Beall

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[Jonathan Beall @jibb]

@BotchFrivarg @Riah_AS @AlexandraErin If the newly purchased pickles (e.g.) go straight in the fridge, then you don’t need to find a second space to store them, and you only have one place to look when you’re trying to find pickles.

[Jonathan Beall @jibb]

@PercyRover

[Daniel W. Drezner @dandrezner]

This administration continues to execute the following strategy when it comes to opening up the economy:

1) Say “Opening [this sector] is absolutely necessary!!
2) Stress how much everyone would prefer it to open up.
3) Do fuck-all to assist in a safe re-opening.

[Jonathan Beall @jibb]

Catchy, and accurate.

I've been working from home for about a decade, and now everyone's talking about it!

[Lindsay (Bruce) Crider @lindsay_crider]

9 to 5 (WFH edition)

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

MUST. NOT. TOUCH. FACE.

[Jonathan Beall @jibb]

About 20 seconds. This checks out.

[Blake Montgomery @blakersdozen]

Since there was no SNL this week to clown the debate, I just watched this TikTok four hundred times

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

NEW: In audio at a closed door event at in June 2016, Mike Bloomberg said his presidential campaign platform would be to "defend the banks," joked about droning his personal enemies, and called the progressive movement and Elizabeth Warren "scary."

https://t.co/VfUOdnJpo3

[Jonathan Beall @jibb]

@Notsteven Happy Leftover Pi day! I hope you had a good birthday yesterday too.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

But my emails. https://t.co/G7TIWDEG0p

[Jonathan Beall @jibb]

@Notsteven JiBB there too, although I haven't updated in forever, and I don't see too many posts these days.

[Jonathan Beall @jibb]

@oakandsage Nah, injuries without valid cause are definitely obnoxious. My shoulder is acting up, and the irritation of it not having any cause I can figure out is almost as bad as it hurting every time I reach behind me. If I'd fallen trail running or something, I could understand…

[Jonathan Beall @jibb]

@Bondcliff2008 Woo, I'm a part of the block chain! Thanks!

[Jonathan Beall @jibb]

@Bondcliff2008 Thanks, and no rush! Hope you fight off that cold before it gets too bad.

[Jonathan Beall @jibb]

@Bondcliff2008 This is great, even if I missed the initial-wood-offering. Can I still join the chain? (Also commented on MeFi with the same username.)

[Jo Walton @BluejoWalton]

Sestina: This is what censorship looks like, a frightened state, vulnerable
on so many grounds, terrified of diversity,
of admitting full humanity to the transgender,
the disabled, the non-white, lashing out, fearing evidence-based
truth will reveal https://t.co/YbI4x2vkpD

[Jonathan Beall @jibb]

@realjenleona @SenBennetCO @qjurecic Don't let the Republicans establish the standards of minimal decency. Whether or not it's the right thing for Franken to do is a function of his actions and our moral standards, not a need to live down to the actions and standards of the morally bankrupt GOP.

[Jonathan Beall @jibb]

Hexing the technical interview: https://t.co/Ql1y0J1hjO

[Jonathan Beall @jibb]

@Notsteven @mandanza Woo!