Jibby

AWL, Yaker, MSSP Dawg
my dog chonk, podcasts, sports, golf, beers with the fellas, and jokes
3% Spanish
pats, sox, b’s, c’s, bad bitch double d’s

[VietnamJaegerBomb @VietnamJagerBom]

“You have no heart. Zero heart.” -@stoolpresidente

Love the committee see you Monday #allheart

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@BarstoolBigCat Day 1 of barstool camp, or right after DougDoug3

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@FlyingBoone @haynes_uno @DougBaldwinJr Doug Baldwin was like the angriest dude

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@PaigeSpiranac

[Gil “Handsome” Hanse @NOTdaRealGil]

Micah Morris anytime something doesn’t go his way.

@Internetinvite

[Churks @ChurkCo]

#internetinvitational Episode 2, Playoff thoughts:

- Unreal that both Pete and Micah's drives went in there same bunker.
- Bubbie is, and forever will be the man.
- Despite what Dave thinks, I like Big John.
- Ruff is a dawg, Lads.
- IT WAS KWON'S BIRTHDAY!?
- Tough for Kwon. He was put into a tough spot.
- Wes knows ball.
- Sam knows ball.
- Kwon, great putt.
- I would want Whit in the convo for content, and because he's solid.
- Grant has to want it there. He took it with the bunker shot.
- Wow, Roger is LONG. Sheesh.
- Pete is a golf guy.
- REAPER PUTTER SALES THROUGH THE ROOF.

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@ChurkCo If Dave is speaking the Masshole I know he is and speak, when he says “I hate that kid” at the end it translates to “I don’t wanna like this kid but he’s won me over but I’m not gonna admit it”

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

I love the Big John Golfs and FP duo so much!!!

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@RealCGriff @BarstoolYak Joe Paterno

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Fuck, Big John is the man #internetinvitational

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Good for the brewers. Always cool to see a fanbase get their first.

[Mike Grinnell @MikeGrinnell_]

The big boys. Heavy weights. What a league!

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@Billgetzfroggy @PatMcAfeeShow I used to love Pat, his show but the over exposure and his over sensitivity is insane considering Pat who’s made millions off of making fun of people and using “comedy” in sports but the second a joke strikes a chord he goes scorched earth. One of the more sensitive humans.

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@jimjim033 @torreydd97 Yeah no shit dude you’re not a professional athlete. Some people are built different and have different lives and different problems. You got a roof over your head and a family. There’s people who have it way worse than you who would tell you to stfu.

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@jimjim033 Does your job have a 100% guarantee for injuries and take hits to the head? Is your job something you’ll only be able to do for 3-10 years and have to save what you make? Do you have to block Micah parsons or Fred Warner then have to make a catch with Kyle Hamilton on you?

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@MaddiesportsBOS @eyesaidittho So if you go to a wedding in Winnipeg you’ll be a Jets fan?

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@MeganMakinMoney @hen_ease How you work at a comedy company and not be able to take a joke

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@teepeefive @MayeIsKing_

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Idk what I hate more

The fact that my favorite podcast @PardonMyTake makes fun of my QB for every mistake
Or
The fact that every time they do it makes me laugh my ass off