Jide

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

Me: *trying to tap the top of my phone*

A pop up notification:

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

No one:

Bolt & InDrive watching Uber leave naija:

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

POV: “your toy lasts longer than him”

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

Driving instructor: “turn on the car”

Kolu:

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

“just share the testimony, no songs please”

Nigerian mothers:

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

POV: “P Square (Peter & Paul)”

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

POV : “ PETER & PAUL “

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

*RICH ODOGWU ASKS FOR MY ACCOUNT NUMBER*

ME :

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

“Odogwu asks me to send my account number”

Me :

[cz @cloudboycz]

inbox!👨🏽‍💻🕴🏽

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

@cloudboycz @Michelin @caprisunng @TRACENaija @evianwater Who are you boy tufffff 🫡🔥

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

@adorable_ibk @ASHLUXESOCIETY Niceeee 💯

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

No one:

Kiss or grab boys:

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

No one:

Indian women welcoming REMA to 🇮🇳:

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

@joepalmerart 😏😒😏

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

@agolaseni @DanTeOdinson 🤔🇳🇬

[Kayleb @CalebOsahon]

As i go out to look for cash today, i’m changing my mode

Omoluabi mode:off
Iwa werey mode:on

[Kayleb @CalebOsahon]

Adults disgracing themselves all for the sake of popularity on Tiktok😂

[Kayleb @CalebOsahon]

why are you still sleeping?

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

@joeyhickson @coingecko Let’s go 🔥🔥🔥

[Jide @jidethewhackboy]

*drops sugar on the ground*

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