Jill

[Jill @jill_fran]

❄️ When I ask for an icy cold one this is what I mean

[Sav @SavLovesSwift]

🚨 BREAKING: The President of the United States is attending Game 4 of the NBA Finals

[Aman @AmanHasNoName_2]

If someone can fit 20g protein into a can of Diet Coke without changing the taste and texture , that recipe will make a bigger IPO than Anthropic.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Can’t think of a more American headline.

[g 🌊 @wkndupdater]

bro ur telling me THE POPE quoted LORD OF THE RINGS in an ANTI AI MESSAGE and we ARENT getting stephen colbert’s take on it????

[Cass 🤠☁️ (7 time Eras goer) @cassfoz]

Smiling thru it all they can’t believe this is their life

[Blake Dodge @dodgeblake]

It’s like unironically the biggest investment in women’s health ever

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

If Bryan Johnson solves endometriosis no one is allowed to make fun of him ever again

[Mads @europemaxxed]

europeans after enabling their out of office auto reply until september

[¿ @umlarp]

it’s as shrimple as that

[lala @lalasoftt]

Bald eagles dying from lead poisoning after eating bullets is the most American thing I’ve heard in my life.

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

paying $50 for a tank of gas while the pump plays ads for gambling companies

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

I wonder if there's anything in the Bible about golden idols and stuff

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

this may actually be our greatest shot at radicalizing America

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I’m not doing Zoom hangouts this time. I’ll see you in 2 years

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

how it feels to live through one trump news cycle

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

The hidden force:

[Sam Rudykoff @SamRudykoff]

I can’t even remember what the world is supposed to be like

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

it’s happening