The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪

Adtech discussion both serious and sarcastic. Not actually a meme account.

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

AdTech companies most often mistake for Pokemon:
1. Magnite
2. Amobee
3. Sonobi
4. Webbula
5. RapLeaf
6. Kenshoo
7. Bombora
8. Choozle
9. Navegg
10. Zeotap

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

@Myles_Younger Bahahaha I call the short urinal the splash-pee-all-over-your-knees toilet

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

@JeromySonne @MrBeast Ok hear me out but Crunchlabs is right there

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

@mikeryanretail Damn son

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

Me with Claude Code:

[Daniel Druger @DanielDruger]

CTV arbitragers when they meet a brand that wants to try out TV

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

LiveRamp trying to make a clean room transaction data co-op?

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

Watching people post at grok is stressing me out. Like being at the zoo with people who keep tapping the glass.

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

@JeromySonne An AI that teaches healthy coping strategies to the Xers getting called Boomers

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

@content_grinder Caught you looking! Earned Media bay-bee!

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@arthurquerou

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@TimRowe_SOS @aripap @reelgoodapp They still have a universal launcher?

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

@content_grinder Lol this is the most obnoxious way to write "$42 billion" short of using Roman numerals

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

@mikeryanretail In the short run, Funcoland was a voting machine; in the long run, Funcoland was a weighing machine.

[Mike Ryan @mikeryanretail]

unite the clans!

[Mike Ryan @mikeryanretail]

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his Banger LinkedIn Numbers depend upon his not understanding it."

—Upton Linkedinclair

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

@lukeambrosetti But... are they the *right* people?

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

A data monetization platform for a major US-based telecommunications company with adtech solutions, eh? 🤔

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

Heel turn 😂

"Wah wah wah I sold out helping the planet and people are judging meeeeee"

Just come out and say that Scope3 wasn't actually helping, just greenwashing for brands that no longer care.

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

"Do you think that that might be holding me to a double standard versus every single other person who uses AI? Just because I tried to solve a problem. The ‘Haha, Brian O’Kelly failed when he tried to do something good for the world,’ really is getting tiresome."