The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪

Adtech discussion both serious and sarcastic. Not actually a meme account.

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

AdTech companies most often mistake for Pokemon:
1. Magnite
2. Amobee
3. Sonobi
4. Webbula
5. RapLeaf
6. Kenshoo
7. Bombora
8. Choozle
9. Navegg
10. Zeotap

[aria 🍓 @ariadotwav]

oh my fucking god bruh

[Ari Paparo @aripap]

It has come to my attention that on this week's pod I misstated what the "D" in EBITDA stands for. Apologies, we all know it stands for dildo.

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

@Therran I'm surprised that Lotame and LiveRamp went to the same buyer.

You think they paid $2B for Habu?

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

@HatesAdtech But always accompanied by shared commiseration. Gotta pay the troll toll

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

@aripap @oliviaakory Lol if data companies thought their usage reports were inscrutable before...

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

@EricTilbury_RTB A lot of hot farts on my LI feed for the next 8 months

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder.

Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

Can't wait to tell the gang coming back from Possible what's Probable

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

The Index Cloud logo looks like it's going to open up Excel

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on the SSP???

https://t.co/VX6QdG7nkI

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

The Montreal Expos are exiting the baseball space. During Q2 and Q3 2026, we will transition to acquiring high-performance GPU assets. This is all part of our long-term vision to become a fully integrated GPU-as-a-Service (GPUaaS) and AI-native cloud solutions provider.

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

@AdtechGod @TimVHook @viant_tech @NowhereLikeNow @TVisionInsights "sat down" ...

ATG HAS A BUTT EVERYBODY

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

Lol Disney+ is running full episode cartoon ads on YouTube kids content because they know it's being used as a baby sitter.

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

Really hope the Artemis II launch is actually the most elaborate Rickroll in human history.

[The Last Party Cookie 🎉🍪 @humanpropensity]

The real headline: TTD ranked lower than YahoooooOOOOOOO! (aka Yahoo so I can find this Tweet again in two years)

[Ari Paparo @aripap]

I’ve been very critical of past Forrester Waves in ad tech but this time at least they don’t have any weird outliers. And the headline is that @AmazonAds went from nothing to “leader” thanks in part to the work of @nealrichter and @btomasette

[Lori Berenberg @loriberenberg]

radical candor