Jill Holmes

[Jill Holmes @jilla_ho]

When my immune system attacked my pancreas/thyroid

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

TREASON?

[trash jones @jzux]

every trump appointment is like "Donald Trump has appointed the Grinch as director of the Department of Christmas"

[🪬 chloe 🪬 @romainxlettuce]

“What radicalized you” — idk empathy apparently

[🧛‍♀️ @glampirelestat]

me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately
me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness
me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes

[Jill Holmes @jilla_ho]

literally the implications of him saying this is FUCKING INSANE

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Still thinking about this

[erika @yeeeerika]

how many two-factor authentications until i reach enlightenment

[Jill Holmes @jilla_ho]

as a leo virgo cusp I really never thought I was that in tune with the leo side growing up but damn the leo virgo cusp wiki how article really just read me for FILTH

[clara @leclercsletters]

TEARS IN MY EYES 😭😭😭😭

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

this is literally what imposter syndrome feels like

[Abby Olcese @abbyolcese]

I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.

[maybe: larky 🌿 @ofthemisery]

THE ACCURACY

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

what is your biggest pet peeve?

tim walz: when someone’s going too darn slow in the left hand lane!

jd vance: the obsolete fallopian tubes of the postmenopausal female

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

commentators reporting on what’s actually important during the USA men’s basketball game

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you mean i am supposed to believe that all these people who have said nothing of the dutch child rapist competing in the olympics care deeply about women’s safety and ethics in sports

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

She’s there for the rapist Dutch volleyball player get his ass

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

It’s august here in Paris,,, and these Olympians be livin for the hope of it all

[ed @erar97]

The French Revolution:

[Grace Segers @Grace_Segers]

Possibly the most historic national ice cream day we've ever had

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

BREAKING: The bill from Schoolhouse Rock has taken his own life

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Not of been"