Jill Gaumont

[Jill Gaumont @jillgomo]

You can not be lonely if you like the person you're alone with -Wayne Dyer

[Jill Gaumont @jillgomo]

@ckord @mcewen_chris @slmcewen where was our invite #rousties

[Ronit Herzfeld @ronitherzfeld]

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Jill Gaumont @jillgomo]

I'd rather tell a good story than make a good choice #jenapalooza #sqadcarzandsorochanz

[Jill Gaumont @jillgomo]

@aahawkings you are evil.

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

#Cancers marry for life.

[The Deaner @Dean_Murdoch]

Hey man, if yer too drunk to finish your fuckin beer before you ditch the bar, at least dump it on yourself. Fuck, show some respect.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

We need to make an effort to develop our inner values, irrespective of whether we are religious or not.

[Priya Sher @Priyafengshui]

Be Strong "If you are irritated by every rub, how will you be polished?" Rumi

[SI Vault @si_vault]

Here's an incredibly awkward photo of Chuck Norris to get you back into the work mood:

[Dear Blank @dearblankplease]

Dear people who say "you are what you eat", False. Sincerely, I don't remember eating a sexy beast today... http://t.co/9FYXhTD

[Dave Zinczenko @DaveZinczenko]

HEALTH MYTH: Diet soda isn't better. A can/day doubles your obesity risk. Use soda just to get rust off a shovel.

[Jill Gaumont @jillgomo]

@slmcewen @mcewen_chris how much?

[Jill Gaumont @jillgomo]

So Lily says, "Hey mom, did you know Jesus was a zombie?" Heh, heh, she's so fun to hang with.

[Sebastian St. George @YogaArmy]

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Buddha

[Jill Gaumont @jillgomo]

The moment you realize you may have taken the trailer park theme too far #sqadcarzandsorochanz

[Jill Gaumont @jillgomo]

@JenMcEwenIsBack I think we may have been a little toooooo committed

[Jill Gaumont @jillgomo]

#leefnsorochan that's right @soro77 http://t.co/F6kSX6a

[Jill Gaumont @jillgomo]

Hot stuff, or sumthin. http://t.co/wRP2bTN