jillian craig

health pr. a little spicy but still good. all opinions are my own, except the bad ones.

[jillian craig @jilliangillian]

being an adult is mostly just feeling tired all the time.

[J(enna) Wortham @jennydeluxe]

nothing like a deadline to convince you its time to rearrange your entire apartment

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

sorry I didn't respond to your email, was kinda stressed about the civil war

[paul @paulswhtn]

why are they walking into the capitol like this

[Tess Koman @tessie_the_mess]

at least none of us have been sleeping for months anyway

[Christina Farr @chrissyfarr]

Some percentage of people are watching Schitt’s Creek instead and are probably a lot happier

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

@JillFilipovic You have no idea.

[GNCordova @GNCordova]

How many childless people are looking at the state of the world and wondering “what’s the point?” In terms of having kids.

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

They just get to go back and forth?!?!

Kill me.

[Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblat]

Easy fall dinner ideas:
• A handful of chocolate chips
• Gin
• Wheat Thins and a good cry

[jillian craig @jilliangillian]

Stop asking me how I've been I literally have no idea

[Sofia Franklyn @sofiafranklyn]

When you wanna watch someone’s story but not the persons next to them and u don’t wanna risk it... that shits annoying happy Sunday

[jillian craig @jilliangillian]

#QuarantineLife: my house has never been cleaner, my hair and diet have never been dirtier

[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

How many years is 2020?

[jillian craig @jilliangillian]

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

[jillian craig @jilliangillian]

there should be a “delayed send” button for text messages so you don’t look eager, but you don’t forget

[jillian craig @jilliangillian]

why drive 8 minutes when I can spend an extra $43 to have the food delivered to my door step?

[jillian craig @jilliangillian]

I hope coronavirus makes us all realize that no one needs to be in an office for 8+ hours and the workday should be max 45 minutes

[toxic king @toxicking]

Me texting: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Me in person: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★