me constantly forgetting to text back is a huge flaw but unfortunately there is literally nothing I can do about it! nothing at all case closed no further comments
weighted blankets are simply not enough for me at this point like in order to feel calm I need approx a 180 pound human being to lay on top of me and make gentle shushing noises
I need an alarming amount of attention to survive but if someone’s trying to get attention from me i’m like umm you’re being gross sir u need to step back neediness is a disease get well soon bitch
The Bachelor really needs a more diverse selection of contestants. Why is it always attractive girls? Start throwing some 2’s and 3’s into the mix. I wanna see that asshole on a hot-air balloon date with a chick who doesn’t have any teeth