jillian

boo yah

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[swagless @noswagordrip]

I’m starting to think nobody knows where my hug is at

[Redd @ReddCinema]

why you use his full government 😭

[SHADONIS @Shadonis]

😭

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Ok I'll bite. Who is Taylor Smith

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

The only “hot honey” I want to talk about is my freakin wife!

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

last night was so bagel… #Everything

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

i wonder what 3 carne asada tacos with green salsa and extra lime doing rn

[maya sharma… @goodjobmaya]

So unfair that noon is the only time that gets a nickname. Gonna start calling 4pm Bonky

[STILLTRU @itsstilltru]

grok do this bitch think I was born yesterday

[Andrew @Dub__A]

meet me on the corner of chipmunk and squirrel

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

he thinks everything a fuckin game

[LJ @suchasurfriend]

coworker said he stopped taking adderall because he gets the same effect from keeping his water bottle on a wireless charging pad

[madison @madison_tayt]

imagining a vegan who won’t drink nyc’s tap water because of the microscopic shrimp

[marco ꕤ @outfotime]

PLEASEEE THIS IS HILARIOUS

[IS THERE A BUDGET? @goldenpolaroid]

Here comes the hurricane BITCH

[Andrew @Dub__A]

The eternal question

[Pariah The Doll @DollPariah]

I have to use my mom's number for dating apps because I've been banned from all of them

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

Twenty minutes of Enya and his mood is unchanged