Jill

“Abraham Lincoln once said ‘If you’re a racist, I’ll attack you with the north’ and I think that’s beautiful.” - Michael Scott

[Jill @jillrfergr]

My level of awkward: a guy opening the door to a restaurant I'm not even eating in but going in anyway to avoid him holding it for no reason

[Jill @jillrfergr]

@nolan201 @willdefries @tayylorwitte You suck

[Jill @jillrfergr]

I got on twitter every couple of years just to laugh at my old tweets. Freaking GOSH I’m hilarious

[Jill @jillrfergr]

Yall ever get too tired to have a personality? Because that’s me af right now.

[Jill @jillrfergr]

Love is so blind I can’t even see it #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[Jill @jillrfergr]

@netflix can you just cancel it and record it instead of it’s not going to work?

[Jill @jillrfergr]

@hulu The shade 😂

[Jill @jillrfergr]

Alright how long until we give up y’all? #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Jill @jillrfergr]

@netflix did you try turning it off and then turning it back on again? #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Jill @jillrfergr]

@netflix A pretty wild statement to make 😂 should’ve just said “as soon as we can”

[Jill @jillrfergr]

@netflix trying to decide who is going to be the fall guy rn

[Jill @jillrfergr]

@netflix trying to choose a fall guy rn #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Jill @jillrfergr]

@netflix rn #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Jill @jillrfergr]

Can you IMAGINE the stress the tech crew is feeling right now?? Someone is getting fired 😬 #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Jill @jillrfergr]

The cast better not be airing their beef behind the scenes while we all out here waiting 🧐 #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Jill @jillrfergr]

You’ve been raising your prices for years, about time for a discount now don’t you think? #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Jill @jillrfergr]

I know we’re all kind of mad at @netflix right now but can we also just take a moment and appreciate they still haven’t caved to commercials?

[Jill @jillrfergr]

@elonmusk hi. 💛 I work for a program that works with survivors of sexual and domestic violence in Northern Michigan. Can you donate $1,200,000 to help us build a new shelter for people fleeing violence? Ours is falling apart 😔

[Jill @jillrfergr]

How you know only men live in this house

[Jill @jillrfergr]

Ben: “why does the toilet sound like a bird? Is it running low on battery?”

[Jill @jillrfergr]

Me: “do you know how to play Euchre?”
Ben: “no, I don’t know how to play Yu-gi-oh or Pokémon or any of those things.”