Nolan Johnson

Lions are gonna be good this year

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

The Goo Goo Dolls were right.. sometimes you gotta bleed just to know you’re alive.

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

Juju Smith-Schuster is the pussiest ass bitch in the NFL

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Cris Collinsworth is the worst announcer in NFL history. Kirby Joseph is down with an injury. And this dude will not stop fucking cum glazing Patrick Mahomes face. Shut the fuck up and tell us what is going on.

@SNFonNBC

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

Yo @Ravens you guys good? 1-5

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

Everyone wants to be a dog until it’s time to do dog shit

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

@officialctpod @HonoluluBlues_ @boonersports @jeffiafrate @1ukasklotz @MichaelGentryJr @calebczarnik @_MLFootball @amonra_stbrown @peneisewell58 @ArnoldTerrion How can he be out of the top 3?

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

If I have a male waiter I ain’t tippin

Go pour some concrete bitch

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

Joey chestnut is an absolute specimen that defies all human expectations

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

10 more weeks till the Lions play. Hang in there folks

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

One of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

Quit trying to normalize the word transphobic. I don’t have a phobia of someone that chops their genitals off. I just think they have a mental illness

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

when you’re out with the homies and one of them starts cheating on his girl

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

@the_det_times I’ve looked it over many times and I’ve played every game in my head. I think the Lions go undefeated on the road. There’s a couple close home games but they win all of those as well. 17-0

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Wayne Gretzky is only one goal short of tying Alex Ovechkin for the most goals of all time. Why isn’t anybody talking about this?

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

@BSMotorCity Skin color

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If I was a basketball player I would never flop and look like a little bitch just to get a foul

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

Imagine being an NBA player and every day you have to admit to everyone that you’re a bitch

[Nolan Johnson @nolan201]

@NFL_DovKleiman @diazenlanfl Gibbs is the best running back in the NFL

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@NFL_DovKleiman @diazenlanfl Gibbs at anything but number one is criminal