jill sargeant

jazz singer + songwriter

[jill sargeant @jillsargeant]

My debut music video is out now! Please please watch!!!

[jill sargeant @jillsargeant]

i've been called out

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Woman Kind of Mean For Someone With Adorable Little Fruit Earrings: https://t.co/OPw9A2ujCb

[jill sargeant @jillsargeant]

i was wondering about a version of a song i used to sing and said "wish i filmed it" and gordon said "you did" and described the dress i wore in the vid in DETAIL. its cute? that my husband is a fangirl? its cute.

[jill sargeant @jillsargeant]

i asked gordon if he was getting a cold brew and he said "it's a high of 50 and i'm not a psychopath"
more cold brew for me i guess

[jill sargeant @jillsargeant]

Gordon keeps saying things like “it’s great you get to talk to people at your job” and “it’s great you’re getting out of the house”

????

[jill sargeant @jillsargeant]

I thought football used to have cheerleaders

[jill sargeant @jillsargeant]

Do any football players wear padding on their butts? Or is everyone all butt?

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Dear Disney: Why Is There No Property Brothers Ride?: https://t.co/AB9PxugYbA

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REPORT: Stop Trying to Pronounce Worcestershire and Move On: https://t.co/PpDCOch14D

[jill sargeant @jillsargeant]

Just overheard someone on the phone say “don’t mislead me, I thought I had a lot of eggs”

[jill sargeant @jillsargeant]

“You really shouldn’t be going on the internet” he says to me, as I loudly look at vintage clothes on Etsy

[jill sargeant @jillsargeant]

Just bought wine at the grocery store and didn’t get carded 😢

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Nice! Mom Still Holding Grudge on Your Behalf: https://t.co/FFcAIIIEQm

[slawapalooza @Slawapalooza]

@OrangeUnifiedCA This is who our far-right majority board put in charge of our kids. A man with sexual harassment allegations they’re trying to bury. The question is, why? Whose interests is Velasquez serving? And why didn’t the board allow him to be vetted? We deserve answers! #OUSDRecall

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How the Men's World Cup Has Inspired Me to Try Falling Down and Writhing on the Ground for Attention: https://t.co/8msH0f4R8B

[jill sargeant @jillsargeant]

@maxsaltarelli She’s Dying

[jill sargeant @jillsargeant]

No no no no cole is terrible, I support her hair in toilet move

[jill sargeant @jillsargeant]

She put her HAIR in the TOILET?

[jill sargeant @jillsargeant]

Should we all tweet our darkest secrets before this place goes away forever

[jill sargeant @jillsargeant]

Beaver blood moon total lunar eclipse

[Cher @cher]

Ok getting ready for NY.
WILL CALL FROM PLANE
♥️
Me